Word Association Game 2 Limericks

[Mumby Magic]

Some of the veterans on here will remember some classics. Heres goes:

I once knew a man from Glamorgan…..

[Jasper]

Who had an incredible organ,

[Old Frightful]

when he got it out to play,

[Kenilworth Tiger]

at the end of every day

[Gerrumonside ref]

It made as much sense as Piers Morgan!

[Shadow]

There once was a Tory called Hunt

[BryanC]

Took a girl for a ride in a punt

[graveyard johnny]

when the punt sank

[DavidM]

They swam to the bank

[Kenilworth Tiger]

Where Boris towelled her down at  the front

[Pigeon Lofter]

A working girl from Hull...

[Kenilworth Tiger]

Went to Eaton one night on the pull

[Moose]

She hadn’t much luck,

[Bleep1673]

So she dressed as a duck,

[Jasper]

And ended up with a seagull.

[Northern Eel]

When a lady is helpful, you thank her.

Edited November 20, 2019 by Northern Eel

[Exiled Townie]

And when she's 'naughty' you spank her,

[Northern Eel]

But if she is flirty,

[Exiled Townie]

(Beaten by JD above)

Edited November 20, 2019 by Exiled Townie
Too slow

[JDINTHEHIZZOUSE]

And her hands aren't too dirty

[Pigeon Lofter]

There was a man from Kent...

[Northern Eel]

During each match,

[Gerrumonside ref]

I think it’s time that he went!

[Exiled Townie]

There once was a man called Crockett,

[DavidM]

Who went into space on a rocket