Word Association Game 2 Limericks

[Bearman]

For my mates on the cut in their barges

[Bedfordshire Bronco]

It's a Chinese theme

[Bearman]

On an Asiatic scheme

[Exiled Townie]

So I hope for no garlic discharges.

[Mumby Magic]

I wish Lorraine Kelly was my mum

[Bedfordshire Bronco]

She's a Scottish bundle of fun

[Bearman]

With a lilting soft Scottish burr

[Mumby Magic]

I'd love to play with her fur

[Mumby Magic]

I once went nightclubbing in Gabon

 

 

 

[Bearman]

Then I did my back in

[Mumby Magic]

But its better than Benin

[Bedfordshire Bronco]

I saw Scott Murrell

[Mumby Magic]

So that's xmas been and gone   

[Bearman]

Bedfordshire Bronco saw Scott Murrell

[Exiled Townie]

Stroking his pet flying squirrell,

[Bedfordshire Bronco]

3 hours ago, Bearman said:

Bedfordshire Bronco saw Scott Murrell

I missed half the post

Go with Exiled Townies one

This thread is great by the way... 

[Mumby Magic]

He got a fist full of fur

[Bearman]

Said "I didn't do it Sir"

[Kayakman]

2 hours ago, Bearman said:

Said "I didn't do it Sir"

"I would never shag your wife  Sir."

[Jasper]

Let's get back on track -

Bedfordshire Bronco saw Scott Murrell

Stroking his pet flying squirrel,

He got a fist full of fur

Said "I didn't do it Sir"

And it turned out his squirrel was feral

 

[Mumby Magic]

I like Leeds but not much

[Bearman]

Last one I dated was a rhinoceros 

[Bearman]

To kiss her I had to stand on a thesaurus

[Mumby Magic]

At 43 I think I'm losing my touch

[Mumby Magic]

I went on a pub crawl with Parksider in chad