Word Association Game 2 Limericks

[Bearman]

I'm off tonight to watch the Bears v Bronco's

[tonyXIII]

I hope the game ends before the pubs close

[Treize Hombres]

With a win to kick off

[Exiled Townie]

And a strip that's the same as Toronto's.

[Mumby Magic]

But I believe his manhood is the tiniest

[tonyXIII]

He claims it's eight inches

[Exiled Townie]

As it's shaped like St Thomas Aquinus

[Mumby Magic]

I once had a holiday in the Jungle

[Bearman]

With Zippy, George and Bungle

[Bearman]

And Stevo, Terry, Brian and Eddie

[Mumby Magic]

I live next door to Jason Donovan

[Bearman]

I think he gave my missus a bun in the oven 

[Jasper]

He used to know Kylie

[Treize Hombres]

Until she ran off with the INXS frontman

[Mumby Magic]

I decided I wanted to change sex

[Treize Hombres]

As the doctors said no

[Bearman]

I still I thought it would give it a go

[Exiled Townie]

And now I've more room in my kecks.

[Mumby Magic]

I once fancied Anneka Rice

[Treize Hombres]

But in a yellow jumpsuit

[Exiled Townie]

You could see her grapefruit

[Treize Hombres]

Back in the 80s I wouldn't think twice

[Mumby Magic]

I once kissed a surnami french hornist

 

 

(I haven't been drinking its my 10 year old)

[tonyXIII]

My ten-year-old hasn't been french kissed.

 

 

Godd luck explaining that to him or her!

[Bearman]

And other noncey rabble