Stan Doffarf Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Interesting article in the Mirror about what Matty's been up to since he retired. https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/rugby-league/super-league-pitches-bomb-sites-20921013?fbclid=IwAR0hC0gzF85u0YOly_JruGzyWJxEVUBSK5kw8x65OP8TCr7VLlAFn83sT6A And when they found our shadows Grouped around the TV sets They ran down every lead They repeated every test They checked out all the data on their lists And then the alien anthropologists Admitted they were still perplexed But on eliminating every other reason For our sad demise They logged the only explanation left This species has amused itself to death No tears to cry no feelings left This species has amused itself to death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 I was in Hastings library this morning, at the newspaper table, and one of the loonies was having a panic attack, because he couldn't find today's Mirror, he was cursing whoever had taken it "downstairs", & not brought it back. I pointed to the copy next to me and said it was here, and he starts, oh no, that's yesterday's, I want today's! I told him it was today's, and he says "No, that's Friday's". Someone else told him it WAS Friday, and he looked at the Guardian, which is also Friday's, and he threw the Mirror on the table and stormed off. Gingerjon? You weren't in the library today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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