Wolfpack aim to bring Canadian fans to England

[Kayakman]

1 minute ago, Smudger06 said:

Not relevant though, are they?

Acting like they want TWP here? Sorry, did they not accept TWP into the fold in the 1st place? If they didn't want them they wouldn't have entertained their application.

A proper deal to give them their own TV Contracts? Oh right, so what was Game TV & CBC Sports online all about then?

Full Time Pro Teams paying their own travel expenses? Really! There's less than a handful of these amongst the 25 teams in League 1 & the Championship.

A Share of TV Money? Bit greedy really considering your owner has got ten times more money than the 25 Championship & League 1 Clubs combined. A League 1 Clubs Central Distribution is £75k a Season! A top Championship Clubs 300-500k a Season x 2 Seasons, so about a million quid for TWP, thing is, it's not a share of TV Money it's a Central Distribution to member Clubs and unfortunately TWP are not a member, they have a Participation Agreement, crickey, ya like robin hood in reverse, knowing Argyle is billionaire.

What do you gotta rub it in for?

[Smudger06]

1 hour ago, aj1908 said:

Bond for challenge cup entry 

No tv money in league one and champ

Having.to.cover.travel.and accomodation

VS stuff they've done - nothing 

Cry me a river. 

What stuff would you like them to do? 

[TIWIT]

25 minutes ago, Smudger06 said:

Cry me a river. 

What stuff would you like them to do? 

You really don't want us to be part of your little gang do you? Fortunately you seem to be in a minority here. Sit back and enjoy the ride. If TWP flop just don't dislocate your arms patting yourself on the back... but I'm pretty sure TWP will prevail in the end.

[Smudger06]

Jumping to conclusions........

If you read further back in this very post I've said you'll be warmly welcomed. I've even examined the fixture list to see when is the best time to come over under your own steam (Not in the packages been offered) - are these the actions of someone who doesn't want you in their little gang? I think not. 

[Kayakman]

Come On Fellas...now calm down.

[aj1908]

1 hour ago, Smudger06 said:

Not relevant though, are they?

Acting like they want TWP here? Sorry, did they not accept TWP into the fold in the 1st place? If they didn't want them they wouldn't have entertained their application.

A proper deal to give them their own TV Contracts? Oh right, so what was Game TV & CBC Sports online all about then?

Full Time Pro Teams paying their own travel expenses? Really! There's less than a handful of these amongst the 25 teams in League 1 & the Championship.

A Share of TV Money? Bit greedy really considering your owner has got ten times more money than the 25 Championship & League 1 Clubs combined. A League 1 Clubs Central Distribution is £75k a Season! A top Championship Clubs 300-500k a Season x 2 Seasons, so about a million quid for TWP, thing is, it's not a share of TV Money it's a Central Distribution to member Clubs and unfortunately TWP are not a member, they have a Participation Agreement, crickey, ya like robin hood in reverse, knowing Argyle is billionaire.

 

[Adelaide Tiger]

On 16/01/2020 at 18:06, Eddie said:

I’m organising a two day tour for the Saints v TWP game if any Canadians are interested. £600 pp (excl flights)  

Day 1. Fly into Manchester, train straight to Stockport to check out the History Museum. Tram to Timperley to see the Frank Sidebottom statue, then on into town to marvel at the spice heads and have tea in Piccadilly Wetherspoons. Night out in Salford and stay at Premier Inn. 
 

Day 2. Train to Widnes to take in the fresh air and go wild in Widnes Shopping Centre’s flagship store (M&S). Then on to Liverpool for bus tour around Kirkdale and Bootle. Train to St Helens to see the Champs, back to Manchester for last flight home. 

£600pp for that ... at least Dick Turpin had the good grace to wear a mask when he relieved rich people of their money.

I would offer a 2 day tour for the Cas v TWP match for half that amount.

DAY 1

AM - land at Leeds Bradford Airport.  Catch the 757 bus to Leeds Bus Station then get the 189 to Cas.  Then a 20 minute bracing walk - I would suggest jogging to avoid being relieved of your luggage by locals - to my brothers house.

The house has 3 bedrooms but as brother, wife and 21 year old niece will be there then  only 2 bedrooms will be vacant they also have a caravan and a back yard where 2 doors are laid against a wall to provide shelter (if it was good enough advice against Russian missiles in the Cold War it’s good enough for Canadians).

Dinner time (that is lunch to posh people) is a visit to Greggs and seating is reserved outside Marks and Spencer’s followed by a tour of the Planter boxes named after Cas legends where you can brass rub names such as Arthur Atkinson, Alan Hardisty, Kev loves Shaz .. A special prize of a Greggs meat and tatty pastie will be awarded to the person who can count - to within 5 - of how many charity shops there are along Carlton Street. 

Tea time (Dinner for posh people) is not offered as you should be full from the Greggs pasty

7pm - head off Darn’t Lane for the match.  Remember to urinate in the bushes along the riverbank where you can engage in playful banter with locals and listen to the charming accent ‘Tha’s from Canadia i’d rather we laiked agen Batley’. 

As the toilets are primitive - even for Canadians living in the wilderness - blokes will be given a bottle to pee in which can be redeemed by selling the full bottle to the local winos in the town centre after the game.  Women will be provided with a big stick so they can beat off other women whilst they are sat on the doorless bogs.

8pm kick off

10pm You will have 2 options.  Either your own Police escort, free of charge, if the Wolfpack win.  Or a set of earplugs to drown out ‘Sonny Bill is $$#@#$@@##’ as you walk to the Chippy for your supper (TOP TIP - ask if they do scraps.  If so, you can get a bag of them for nothing ).  Followed by a Big fight for where you a going to sleep.

DAY 2 

A continental breakfast consisting of Cornflakes - milk is extra unless you nick it from next door.

Bracing walk from digs to Junction 32 (leave luggage behind so brother can find some keepsakes for EBay).  Spend an emotional, heart tugging couple of hours looking at where the new Cas ground will hopefully be built.  You can purchase a lollipop stick from your guide for $10US - not your crappy worthless Canadia dollars - and you put the stick into the ground.  Whoever is nearest to where the centre spot of the pitch will be will be deemed the sucker .... oops I mean the winner. No cash prize will be awarded.

11am is checking out time where you will be escorted to the nearest 189 bus stop for your trip back to Canadia.

Don’t forget BOOK EARLY!

P.S. Yes, I did have a lot of spare time today!!!!!

 

[DC77]

Have to respond as the emoji isn’t enough. 

From the Dick Turpin reference onward, in genuine tears reading that. 

*waiting now for Eddie’s response, 

[newbe]

There is pub in Covent Garden London called the Maple Leaf showing Wolfpack games. Should a meeting spot for RL fans. Serving Canadian food.

[Tommygilf]

6 minutes ago, newbe said:

There is pub in Covent Garden London called the Maple Leaf showing Wolfpack games. Should a meeting spot for RL fans. Serving Canadian food.

They do a cracking full English Breakfast too.

[Kayakman]

9 hours ago, Adelaide Tiger said:

£600pp for that ... at least Dick Turpin had the good grace to wear a mask when he relieved rich people of their money.

I would offer a 2 day tour for the Cas v TWP match for half that amount.

DAY 1

AM - land at Leeds Bradford Airport.  Catch the 757 bus to Leeds Bus Station then get the 189 to Cas.  Then a 20 minute bracing walk - I would suggest jogging to avoid being relieved of your luggage by locals - to my brothers house.

The house has 3 bedrooms but as brother, wife and 21 year old niece will be there then  only 2 bedrooms will be vacant they also have a caravan and a back yard where 2 doors are laid against a wall to provide shelter (if it was good enough advice against Russian missiles in the Cold War it’s good enough for Canadians).

Dinner time (that is lunch to posh people) is a visit to Greggs and seating is reserved outside Marks and Spencer’s followed by a tour of the Planter boxes named after Cas legends where you can brass rub names such as Arthur Atkinson, Alan Hardisty, Kev loves Shaz .. A special prize of a Greggs meat and tatty pastie will be awarded to the person who can count - to within 5 - of how many charity shops there are along Carlton Street. 

Tea time (Dinner for posh people) is not offered as you should be full from the Greggs pasty

7pm - head off Darn’t Lane for the match.  Remember to urinate in the bushes along the riverbank where you can engage in playful banter with locals and listen to the charming accent ‘Tha’s from Canadia i’d rather we laiked agen Batley’. 

As the toilets are primitive - even for Canadians living in the wilderness - blokes will be given a bottle to pee in which can be redeemed by selling the full bottle to the local winos in the town centre after the game.  Women will be provided with a big stick so they can beat off other women whilst they are sat on the doorless bogs.

8pm kick off

10pm You will have 2 options.  Either your own Police escort, free of charge, if the Wolfpack win.  Or a set of earplugs to drown out ‘Sonny Bill is $$#@#$@@##’ as you walk to the Chippy for your supper (TOP TIP - ask if they do scraps.  If so, you can get a bag of them for nothing ).  Followed by a Big fight for where you a going to sleep.

DAY 2 

A continental breakfast consisting of Cornflakes - milk is extra unless you nick it from next door.

Bracing walk from digs to Junction 32 (leave luggage behind so brother can find some keepsakes for EBay).  Spend an emotional, heart tugging couple of hours looking at where the new Cas ground will hopefully be built.  You can purchase a lollipop stick from your guide for $10US - not your crappy worthless Canadia dollars - and you put the stick into the ground.  Whoever is nearest to where the centre spot of the pitch will be will be deemed the sucker .... oops I mean the winner. No cash prize will be awarded.

11am is checking out time where you will be escorted to the nearest 189 bus stop for your trip back to Canadia.

Don’t forget BOOK EARLY!

P.S. Yes, I did have a lot of spare time today!!!!!

 

I don't know if I would be able to handle all this comfort....don't like to be pampered like that...not used to all those creature comforts....got any Canadian Whiskey?

[Kayakman]

45 minutes ago, SL17 said:

You asked a question? I merely answered it..

We gave them the flexible fixtures...they did not give them to us.

You got it assed backwards.

[TIWIT]

Just now, Kayakman said:

We gave them the flexible fixtures...they did not give them to us.

You got it assed backwards.

Typical non-answer from a Wolfpack hater

[Kayakman]

1 minute ago, TIWIT said:

Typical non-answer from a Wolfpack hater

There is a new Marshal in town as they are aboot to find out.

[TIWIT]

24 minutes ago, Kayakman said:

There is a new Marshal in town as they are aboot to find out.

I always wonder where Marshall Dillon got those nice shiny dentures.

You still getting snowed on?

[Kayakman]

7 hours ago, SL17 said:

You took what was given. Along with breaching the rules. 
 

Good luck..

We gave what we wanted to give...as long as it followed the guidelines.

Best Wishes,

Johnny Canuck

[Kayakman]

8 hours ago, TIWIT said:

I always wonder where Marshall Dillon got those nice shiny dentures.

You still getting snowed on?

Yup...the end of my lane way does not look good....drinking coffee to get my energy up before I go out there.

[JDINTHEHIZZOUSE]

On 18/01/2020 at 03:14, Adelaide Tiger said:

£600pp for that ... at least Dick Turpin had the good grace to wear a mask when he relieved rich people of their money.

I would offer a 2 day tour for the Cas v TWP match for half that amount.

DAY 1

AM - land at Leeds Bradford Airport.  Catch the 757 bus to Leeds Bus Station then get the 189 to Cas.  Then a 20 minute bracing walk - I would suggest jogging to avoid being relieved of your luggage by locals - to my brothers house.

The house has 3 bedrooms but as brother, wife and 21 year old niece will be there then  only 2 bedrooms will be vacant they also have a caravan and a back yard where 2 doors are laid against a wall to provide shelter (if it was good enough advice against Russian missiles in the Cold War it’s good enough for Canadians).

Dinner time (that is lunch to posh people) is a visit to Greggs and seating is reserved outside Marks and Spencer’s followed by a tour of the Planter boxes named after Cas legends where you can brass rub names such as Arthur Atkinson, Alan Hardisty, Kev loves Shaz .. A special prize of a Greggs meat and tatty pastie will be awarded to the person who can count - to within 5 - of how many charity shops there are along Carlton Street. 

Tea time (Dinner for posh people) is not offered as you should be full from the Greggs pasty

7pm - head off Darn’t Lane for the match.  Remember to urinate in the bushes along the riverbank where you can engage in playful banter with locals and listen to the charming accent ‘Tha’s from Canadia i’d rather we laiked agen Batley’. 

As the toilets are primitive - even for Canadians living in the wilderness - blokes will be given a bottle to pee in which can be redeemed by selling the full bottle to the local winos in the town centre after the game.  Women will be provided with a big stick so they can beat off other women whilst they are sat on the doorless bogs.

8pm kick off

10pm You will have 2 options.  Either your own Police escort, free of charge, if the Wolfpack win.  Or a set of earplugs to drown out ‘Sonny Bill is $$#@#$@@##’ as you walk to the Chippy for your supper (TOP TIP - ask if they do scraps.  If so, you can get a bag of them for nothing ).  Followed by a Big fight for where you a going to sleep.

DAY 2 

A continental breakfast consisting of Cornflakes - milk is extra unless you nick it from next door.

Bracing walk from digs to Junction 32 (leave luggage behind so brother can find some keepsakes for EBay).  Spend an emotional, heart tugging couple of hours looking at where the new Cas ground will hopefully be built.  You can purchase a lollipop stick from your guide for $10US - not your crappy worthless Canadia dollars - and you put the stick into the ground.  Whoever is nearest to where the centre spot of the pitch will be will be deemed the sucker .... oops I mean the winner. No cash prize will be awarded.

11am is checking out time where you will be escorted to the nearest 189 bus stop for your trip back to Canadia.

Don’t forget BOOK EARLY!

P.S. Yes, I did have a lot of spare time today!!!!!

 

beats tommy cook,I was thinking about going to Bulgaria this year,but then you mentioned scraps,im sending my bank details,check your p.m!