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gazza77

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So today, I recieved a rather peculiar text. It appears to be from a legit UK number. 

Hello Tom&Sue, my wife and l read with interest your ad in H&E Classified. We are a married couple who are considering 'couple swapping' with a like minded couple' Please feel free to contact us 'by txt in the 1st instance' for more details. We look forward to hearing from you both soon. Pete&Jenny xj

I should probably point out I'm not called Tom, and my wife isn't called Sue. I'd also no idea what H&E was, until I googled it (and it appears to be a naturist magazine). 

Question is, should I respond, and if so, how? ?

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6 minutes ago, gazza77 said:

So today, I recieved a rather peculiar text. It appears to be from a legit UK number. 

Hello Tom&Sue, my wife and l read with interest your ad in H&E Classified. We are a married couple who are considering 'couple swapping' with a like minded couple' Please feel free to contact us 'by txt in the 1st instance' for more details. We look forward to hearing from you both soon. Pete&Jenny xj

I should probably point out I'm not called Tom, and my wife isn't called Sue. I'd also no idea what H&E was, until I googled it (and it appears to be a naturist magazine). 

Question is, should I respond, and if so, how? ?

Of course you should respond:"Hello...happy to hear from you and we are certainly interested....You got our names incorrect but that is Okay we will get to know each other better once we meet."

Signed,

Donald and Melania

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ckn

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20 minutes ago, gazza77 said:

So today, I recieved a rather peculiar text. It appears to be from a legit UK number. 

Hello Tom&Sue, my wife and l read with interest your ad in H&E Classified. We are a married couple who are considering 'couple swapping' with a like minded couple' Please feel free to contact us 'by txt in the 1st instance' for more details. We look forward to hearing from you both soon. Pete&Jenny xj

I should probably point out I'm not called Tom, and my wife isn't called Sue. I'd also no idea what H&E was, until I googled it (and it appears to be a naturist magazine). 

Question is, should I respond, and if so, how? ?

What about this:

Sorry, there was a typo in the ad, it’s actually Tom and STU. Is that still OK? This weekend good for you?

"When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout"

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gingerjon

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18 hours ago, Johnoco said:

Ha ha, this is clearly an attempt to get the forum even lower than it is by having a swingers thread. ???

Don't mind me, just leaving my car keys in this bowl ...

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett)

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gazza77

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4 hours ago, Johnoco said:

I think that’s the old fashioned way of doing it. It’s all website this and App that these days. Or so I hear ??

Shall I reply to the text, and whoever has posted on this thread that lives nearest wins the prize and goes to meet them? ??

Please view my photos.

 

http://www.hughesphoto.co.uk/

 

Little Nook Farm - Caravan Club Certificated Location in the heart of the Pennines overlooking Hebden Bridge and the Calder Valley.

http://www.facebook.com/LittleNookFarm

 

Little Nook Cottage - 2-bed self-catering cottage in the heart of the Pennines overlooking Hebden Bridge and the Calder Valley.

Book now via airbnb

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gingerjon

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14 hours ago, gazza77 said:

Shall I reply to the text, and whoever has posted on this thread that lives nearest wins the prize and goes to meet them? ??

Yes, do that. Unless it's me. In which case ... ask for some photos first.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett)

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21 minutes ago, gingerjon said:

Yes, do that. Unless it's me. In which case ... ask for some photos first.

I already did after Johnoco nominated me.

Once Mrs Shadow saw the pics she was less keen than I was

Image result for melania and donald trump"

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gazza77

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3 hours ago, gingerjon said:

Yes, do that. Unless it's me. In which case ... ask for some photos first.

Of you, or them? ?

Please view my photos.

 

http://www.hughesphoto.co.uk/

 

Little Nook Farm - Caravan Club Certificated Location in the heart of the Pennines overlooking Hebden Bridge and the Calder Valley.

http://www.facebook.com/LittleNookFarm

 

Little Nook Cottage - 2-bed self-catering cottage in the heart of the Pennines overlooking Hebden Bridge and the Calder Valley.

Book now via airbnb

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gazza77

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Just now, gingerjon said:

Image result for putin on horse

I'm the better looking one

Why the long face though? 

Please view my photos.

 

http://www.hughesphoto.co.uk/

 

Little Nook Farm - Caravan Club Certificated Location in the heart of the Pennines overlooking Hebden Bridge and the Calder Valley.

http://www.facebook.com/LittleNookFarm

 

Little Nook Cottage - 2-bed self-catering cottage in the heart of the Pennines overlooking Hebden Bridge and the Calder Valley.

Book now via airbnb

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Reminds me of a "joke" I recently stumbled across. Pair of newly weds on their honeymoon night. She "Darling, I have a confession to make! I used to be a hooker!" Him "That's OK, bit of a turn on really" She "But darling, I think you misunderstand, My name is Billy and I played for Wigan"!   Kerching!!!!

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On 29/01/2020 at 18:05, gazza77 said:

So today, I recieved a rather peculiar text. It appears to be from a legit UK number. 

Hello Tom&Sue, my wife and l read with interest your ad in H&E Classified. We are a married couple who are considering 'couple swapping' with a like minded couple' Please feel free to contact us 'by txt in the 1st instance' for more details. We look forward to hearing from you both soon. Pete&Jenny xj

I should probably point out I'm not called Tom, and my wife isn't called Sue. I'd also no idea what H&E was, until I googled it (and it appears to be a naturist magazine). 

Question is, should I respond, and if so, how? ?

Just do what you think's right Tom.

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graveyard johnny

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On 29/01/2020 at 18:17, Johnoco said:

Ha ha, this is clearly an attempt to get the forum even lower than it is by having a swingers thread. ???

always makes me smile when I see leeds turn out with QUEST advertising logo on their shirts, which just happens to be the name of the swingers club in leeds 

see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile 

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