Padge Posted March 18, 2020 Author Share Posted March 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Leeds Wire said: No the one in the Fev shirt! Everybody in a Fev shirt looks mental. Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Mods, Mods you might want to get involved its getting a bit mental in here. To the rest of you calm down, we don't wanna get barred Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Sorry Futtocks it was me that spilt your beer. Can I get you another one? Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsi42 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Oh no some idiot has turned up AT and is demanding to get served. He’s putting a few quid i the jukebox and selecting all Elton John. Time for the regulars to take a sand and help out the landlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Need a Tom Twit anyone get a few sheets of bog roll? (Sweary filter is working overtime!) Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsi42 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 I would risk one of them in here, but I nicked a napkin from the India if your desperate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 (to self) doesn't seem to be anyone around at the moment, gone quiet for a few hours at least. Just jump down off me perch. Oh God, that needs cleaning, a lot of poo on there. Now where is that remote? Might be under that comotose rhino... I'll just peck him until he moves. Peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck... Twitched enough to slip the remote out. Right, let's see now, how do you work these things..? He, he, he! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trojan Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 10 hours ago, Leeds Wire said: Well played Trojan, cementing your position as virtual pub bore. Come on Fev. My hero! “Few thought him even a starter.There were many who thought themselves smarter. But he ended PM, CH and OM. An Earl and a Knight of the Garter.” Clement Attlee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Just now, The Hallucinating Goose said: I live my life in black and white my good man! Now, a pint of the black stuff and keep them coming! In 1990 I told my gf/to be wife, that we still had b/w TV up north, and we still had gas street lights. She believed me as she had never been out of Uxbridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 As I dont drink alcohol anymore, can I get the endless pot of tea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnM Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Well, as another non-drinker I wont becoming back here. Have you seen the price of soft drinks? Exploitation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 1 hour ago, JohnM said: Well, as another non-drinker I wont becoming back here. Have you seen the price of soft drinks? Exploitation! Why don't you join me and @SSouthernerat the virtual biker caff for a fry up and some tea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Shadow said: Why don't you join me and @SSouthernerat the virtual biker caff for a fry up and some tea I stopped eating pork products this year, so I'm sorry, I cant eat bacon or dodgy sausages, or chops & I'm getting hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Bacon sardine......mmmmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 8 minutes ago, Bleep1673 said: I stopped eating pork products this year, so I'm sorry, I cant eat bacon or dodgy sausages, or chops & I'm getting hungry. Last actual biker caff I was in (The Haven on the A30 outside Salisbury) had a number of big lads all pretending to be rebels on their Harleys but were all probably dentists or accountants, I really hate Harley riders in the UK. Big twatty wannabe bad boys but invariably as mainstream as Howards Way, and they were dining on poached eggs on sourdough toast and scrambled eggs with smoked salmon. Dennis Hopper had the poached eggs in Easy Rider if I remember correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Last good biker cafe on the A21 is just outside Robertsbridge, good fried eggs. Really good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 6 minutes ago, Shadow said: Last actual biker caff I was in (The Haven on the A30 outside Salisbury) had a number of big lads all pretending to be rebels on their Harleys but were all probably dentists or accountants, I really hate Harley riders in the UK. Big twatty wannabe bad boys but invariably as mainstream as Howards Way, and they were dining on poached eggs on sourdough toast and scrambled eggs with smoked salmon. Dennis Hopper had the poached eggs in Easy Rider if I remember correctly. In fact the only ones I hate more than Harley Riding Dentists are the Motorcycle Action Group nobbers. All of them seem to have custom japanese bikes with skulls on and dress like extras from "Sons of Anarchy" then turn up at events to promote themselves as a family friendly group, but invariably have ludicrous nick names like Dog Eater and Chainsaw Mick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksy Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 On 16/03/2020 at 20:00, graveyard johnny said: just put 50p in the pool table and its jammed! That's cos it's a quid a go nowadays.. grandad.. Rugby Union the only game in the world were the spectators handle the ball more than the players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksy Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 FFs how long we had toilet attendants? Rugby Union the only game in the world were the spectators handle the ball more than the players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted March 19, 2020 Author Share Posted March 19, 2020 Bloody quiet in here tonight, all got p'ssed up last night did yer. Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeds Wire Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 I'm not surprised it's quiet. Someone recorded you in here last night Padge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trojan Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 I've changed my mind about the continuous loop, it should be this “Few thought him even a starter.There were many who thought themselves smarter. But he ended PM, CH and OM. An Earl and a Knight of the Garter.” Clement Attlee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted March 19, 2020 Author Share Posted March 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, Trojan said: I've changed my mind about the continuous loop, it should be this Comedy night is Friday, you're a day early Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeds Wire Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Have you got any white wine in the fridge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted March 19, 2020 Author Share Posted March 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, Leeds Wire said: Have you got any white wine in the fridge? Posh git. We have Blue Nun somewhere behind the fridge. Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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