bobbruce Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 1 minute ago, fatboystu said: This is my first visit.......I've walked in, looked round and I'm off back out the door You made me miss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 10 hours ago, Bleep1673 said: What night is **** night in here? I have to show off somewhere, right? It can be whatever night you want it to be, we're a very inclusive imaginary pub, just look around you, there's a rhinosaurus over there, a shadow being, a conspiracy theorist who believes rugby league does whatever sky says and carries a massive gift-wrapped dildo round with him, someone who might be welsh, not sure, some southerners behind those Toronto cutouts in the corner, a talking goose, the 8th Bob (bit suspicious of him, curious as to what he did to the first 7 bobs) and even a woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 7 minutes ago, fatboystu said: This is my first visit.......I've walked in, looked round and I'm off back out the door Sure, you can leave, no problem, but you'll have to get past the goose army first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Warrior Dragon Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 38 minutes ago, fatboystu said: This is my first visit.......I've walked in, looked round and I'm off back out the door Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted April 29, 2020 Author Share Posted April 29, 2020 33 minutes ago, Wiltshire Warrior Dragon said: Why? Why? Why? Delilah Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted April 30, 2020 Author Share Posted April 30, 2020 Thought I would put something to cheer everyone up on the jukebox. Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trojan Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 I think "Desolation Row" by Bob Dylan would be an apt signature tune for the current state of the nation. It's quite long too! “Few thought him even a starter.There were many who thought themselves smarter. But he ended PM, CH and OM. An Earl and a Knight of the Garter.” Clement Attlee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Warrior Dragon Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 I don't suppose the jukebox has Ton Koopman playing Thomas Tompkins' A sad pavan for these distracted times on it? No, I didn't think so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Here's another drinking song, but you may recognise it from another, later, set of lyrics by Francis Scott Key. Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damien Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 A pint please guv, its been one of those weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damien Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Anyone else want one? I'm buying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUBRATS Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Damien said: Anyone else want one? I'm buying. Triple whisky with a vodka chaser thanks , the wife's doing my head in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damien Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 1 minute ago, GUBRATS said: Triple whisky with a vodka chaser thanks , the wife's doing my head in No worries . Just stick it on my tab please barman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mumby Magic Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Someone get midget porn on babestation pls. Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted May 1, 2020 Author Share Posted May 1, 2020 37 minutes ago, Damien said: Anyone else want one? I'm buying. I'll have half a pint of ouzo thrown over ice and a side of water. Sod it make it a pint of ouzo while you're paying and I'm on leave. Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damien Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Padge said: I'll have half a pint of ouzo thrown over ice and a side of water. Sod it make it a pint of ouzo while you're paying and I'm on leave. That's it now folks. I've been told I have to clear my tab now its in 3 figures. There's just no trust these days, they must think I'm Matt Hancock or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted May 1, 2020 Author Share Posted May 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, Damien said: That's it now folks. I've been told I have to clear my tab now its in 3 figures. There's just no trust these days, they must think I'm Matt Hancock or something Bloody typical, I was just going to ask for a bucket of tequila sunrise for the wife. Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUBRATS Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Anybody got a hammer , the wife's just called ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Damien said: No worries . Just stick it on my tab please barman. I either need to change my username or my hearing aid battery. I keep thinking my name is being called. Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolford6 Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 35 minutes ago, Padge said: Bloody typical, I was just going to ask for a bucket of tequila sunrise for the wife. That's not a bad swap. Under Scrutiny by the Right-On Thought Police Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Wow, what a point to waddle into the pub, midget porn and wife swapping. Not much changes round here does it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted May 1, 2020 Author Share Posted May 1, 2020 Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartofGold Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 What the ..............? Have you lot been here all night? There's broken glass and feathers everywhere. Where's all he ouzo gone and who's that on the pool table snoring? I don't even want to know what you've got paused on the tv!! In the blink of an eye it could all be taken away. Be grateful always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 2 hours ago, heartofGold said: What the ..............? Have you lot been here all night? There's broken glass and feathers everywhere. Where's all he ouzo gone and who's that on the pool table snoring? I don't even want to know what you've got paused on the tv!! Sorry, the TV was me, when mumby and RLDWSS fell asleep in the middle of “Snowy white and Seven Dwarfs do Dallas “ I swapped it to something really filthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxford Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 2 hours ago, heartofGold said: What the ..............? Have you lot been here all night? There's broken glass and feathers everywhere. Where's all he ouzo gone and who's that on the pool table snoring? I don't even want to know what you've got paused on the tv!! It was all Tu'penny Ethel's fault she went to the juke and put £5 in which started the dancing between Damien and the Bearman which was fine but the last thing she put on triggered a race memory and a stampede for the bar and dancing partners like you wouldn't believe, the lyrics haunt me still "Yeah we're drinking and we're dancing but there's nothing really happening and the place is dead as Heaven on a Saturday night And my very close companion gets me fumbling gets me laughing she's a hundred but she's wearing something tight and I lift my glass to the Awful Truth which you can't reveal to the Ears of Youth except to say it isn't worth a dime And the whole damn place goes crazy twice and it's once for the devil and once for Christ but the Boss don't like these dizzy heights we're busted in the blinding lights, busted in the blinding lights of CLOSING TIME " Then someone realised it was Leonard Cohen, shouted "Bloody Canucks!" and Kayakman led the Maples across the floor singing "When you're a wolf" to the tune of a song from Westside Story! All of which would've been fine but then Parksider came in and everything kicked off, big time. After that shadow put on yawn and everyone was asleep when the police arrived. 2 warning points Non-Political Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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