Damien Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 I want @Shadow banned from this establishment. There are some things that just shouldn't be allowed and this is a slippery slope. Where does this road lead? The next thing there will be Pimm's behind the bar and the hotpot and chip butty's will be replaced by cucumber sandwiches. The dress code will be Barbour jackets and an old school tie and there will be picnics in the car park. We need to stop this madness now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 4 hours ago, heartofGold said: What the ..............? Have you lot been here all night? There's broken glass and feathers everywhere. Where's all he ouzo gone and who's that on the pool table snoring? I don't even want to know what you've got paused on the tv!! Pool table is usually me, but I do bring my own duvet. TV is Swinton beating Salford on repeat loop, lots of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted May 2, 2020 Author Share Posted May 2, 2020 Some morning after music. Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mumby Magic Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 What happened to that leprechaun with the drill, garlic puree and Nigel Wood at the end of the film???? Thats the last time I drink skol. Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marklaspalmas Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 Pint of Guinness please. I've just been out for a walk for the first time in six weeks. Lockdown lifted/slightly eased in Las Palmas. https://www.fevarchive.co.uk/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Evans Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 Its pink. Its fizzy. Its French. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 Moscow Mule barkeep! Finally got my shed up, two shed goose now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxford Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 22 minutes ago, Robin Evans said: Its pink. Its fizzy. Its French. Fizzy Robin? And where did you get the Noggin the Nog ice cubes ....cool! 2 warning points Non-Political Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartofGold Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 2 hours ago, The Hallucinating Goose said: Moscow Mule barkeep! Finally got my shed up, two shed goose now! Oooh will you be having a shed warming party? In the blink of an eye it could all be taken away. Be grateful always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 28 minutes ago, heartofGold said: Oooh will you be having a shed warming party? Afraid not, it's not big enough to follow social distancing rules. Of course if you wanted to come warm my bed, I mean shed, I wouldn't say no. Who said that?? Wow, I'm really-burp-drunk-burp-what are you looking at? What's that over there? Are those my feathers?! Drink! Drink! Drink! ......think I got away with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted May 2, 2020 Author Share Posted May 2, 2020 1 hour ago, The Hallucinating Goose said: ......think I got away with that. ...think you didn't! Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartofGold Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, Padge said: ...think you didn't! He seems to be a tad selective with his social distancing rules In the blink of an eye it could all be taken away. Be grateful always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 18 minutes ago, heartofGold said: He seems to be a tad selective with his social distancing rules Maybe I've just got a massive bed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 I stayed in a hotel in Bristol that had a water bed. I didnt sleep for three nights. After 6 hours I felt seasick, because the gf kept moving, 2nd night she wanted sex & 10 mins in I vomited, because of bed. 3rd night i slept on floor, 4th night we moved to the YHA & had 10 hours sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUBRATS Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 On 05/05/2020 at 13:26, Bleep1673 said: I stayed in a hotel in Bristol that had a water bed. I didnt sleep for three nights. After 6 hours I felt seasick, because the gf kept moving, 2nd night she wanted sex & 10 mins in I vomited, because of bed. 3rd night i slept on floor, 4th night we moved to the YHA & had 10 hours sleep. 2 nd night she wanted sex ? , Sure it wasn't your wife ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 2 hours ago, GUBRATS said: 2 nd night she wanted sex ? , Sure it wasn't your wife ? No, that would never happen in a strangers/hotel bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartofGold Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 Sun's over the yardarm I'll have a barkeep and brandy please In the blink of an eye it could all be taken away. Be grateful always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damien Posted May 7, 2020 Share Posted May 7, 2020 Is it too late to get a bed in the B&B? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza77 Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 I've decided to have a sit in the beer garden. Cheers. Please view my photos. http://www.hughesphoto.co.uk/ Little Nook Farm - Caravan Club Certificated Location in the heart of the Pennines overlooking Hebden Bridge and the Calder Valley. http://www.facebook.com/LittleNookFarm Little Nook Cottage - 2-bed self-catering cottage in the heart of the Pennines overlooking Hebden Bridge and the Calder Valley. Book now via airbnb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 Can't believe I've finally got out of there, I've been locked in the cellar for days! I was put in there after it was suggested that I be barbecued. Pssst, RLDWSS, how much for a night of bed and bleep?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 20 minutes ago, The Hallucinating Goose said: Can't believe I've finally got out of there, I've been locked in the cellar for days! I was put in there after it was suggested that I be barbecued. Relax, we're your friends... now hold this jar of Hoi Sin sauce while I look for the implements. Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza77 Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 25 minutes ago, Futtocks said: Relax, we're your friends... now hold this jar of Hoi Sin sauce while I look for the implements. I've just placed an order for fried rice. Anyone want to share? Please view my photos. http://www.hughesphoto.co.uk/ Little Nook Farm - Caravan Club Certificated Location in the heart of the Pennines overlooking Hebden Bridge and the Calder Valley. http://www.facebook.com/LittleNookFarm Little Nook Cottage - 2-bed self-catering cottage in the heart of the Pennines overlooking Hebden Bridge and the Calder Valley. Book now via airbnb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Evans Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 50 minutes ago, The Hallucinating Goose said: Can't believe I've finally got out of there, I've been locked in the cellar for days! I was put in there after it was suggested that I be barbecued. Pssst, RLDWSS, how much for a night of bed and bleep?? Be careful.... there's some strange practices about. The conclusion that wealthy people in the middle ages would wipe their butt with the neck of a living goose being so specific has to come from François Rabelais' First book of “The Life of Gargantua and of Pantagruel”. ... The gompf stick from Roman Times still was used by some in the middle ages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 We could just kidnap farmduck again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartofGold Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 54 minutes ago, The Hallucinating Goose said: We could just kidnap farmduck again. I'm in. Get the blindfold and cable ties. I'll drive In the blink of an eye it could all be taken away. Be grateful always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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