Bleep1673 Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 Has anyone seen heartofgold? Me and bleep were supposed to be ripping her clothes off- I mean singing with her tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 Damn, I thought I was wearing the 2nd skirt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Rhino Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 On 10/05/2020 at 07:18, The Hallucinating Goose said: I still haven't been quoted a price for bed and bleep. Not sure if anyone has given you a quote yet so I check the tariffs. The Bed is £50 Now for Bleep....where is it....oh here it is...oh...it looks like we owe you. 2014 Challenged Cup Winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted May 17, 2020 Author Share Posted May 17, 2020 Has this turned into a private members club? Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 Christ what a weird image. A 6ft goose pulling off a transvestite in a grotty, Northern pub. I think I need some sleep, I'll be in one of the B&B rooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Evans Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 Don't know about anyone else, but I can't wait to safely go to a real pub! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mumby Magic Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 When's singles night? Ive forgotten what to do. Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Nice paddle last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Evans Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Wrong thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mumby Magic Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 37 minutes ago, Robin Evans said: Wrong thread You been on cheap baileys again. Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Evans Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Just now, Mumby Magic said: You been on cheap baileys again. I got bored with rum sodomy and the lash....... so I ordered wine.... then more wine..... Now I'm doing the wild, the innocent and the e street shuffle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mumby Magic Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 You know its mixed with cif so landlord can water it down Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 59 minutes ago, Mumby Magic said: You been on cheap baileys again. Sharon Bailey again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 27 minutes ago, Mumby Magic said: You know its mixed with cif so landlord can water it down I thought Cif was an ingredient? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 58 minutes ago, Robin Evans said: I got bored with rum sodomy and the lash....... So Navy ##### then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Colonic wash out, it will do us good. As an ODP i assisted in Colonic Wash Outs in Derby, nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 28 minutes ago, Bleep1673 said: So Navy ##### then? Sorry, Naval wolfhound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 Oh ######! The basement flooded? Erm, bleep, RLDWSS, can you help me dispose of something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 On 24/05/2020 at 22:30, The Hallucinating Goose said: Oh ######! The basement flooded? Erm, bleep, RLDWSS, can you help me dispose of something? As long as it's not the body of Mumby Magic, I'll be there just after Lidls, we dump both bodies then, MM & Dom Cummings. We can dump them on the Promotion & Relegation thread, no ones going there for a long time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Bleep1673 said: As long as it's not the body of Mumby Magic, I'll be there just after Lidls, we dump both bodies then, MM & Dom Cummings. We can dump them on the Promotion & Relegation thread, no ones going there for a long time Dump them on a randomly-selected "this is how I'd restructure the league" thread. Like hiding a needle in a haystack. Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 Evening everyone, got a big bucket of bbq duck if anyone's interested, I'll leave it on the bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 2 hours ago, Shadow said: Is this why the Coronavirus politics and nice tories threads have been shut? Is there a chalk outline of a large waterfowl and ckn is being told “ok, yah got twenny four Hours before your in front of intoinal affairs” have I been watching too much Forces TV ? It's ok, ckn work's for a secretive side of NHS, called HR, Human Resignation, it's a resource the NHS uses to eliminate people opposed to the NHS. Recently they have been quiet, but monitoring from Bedford, and an uneventful industrial estate in Miltòn Keynes, has proved otherwise, after all there must be some reason for all those roundabouts. In 3 months we will see a number of us disappearing for no reason, other than a post. I am on the short list, I love you as my family, as i have said. Goodbye, again, again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted May 29, 2020 Author Share Posted May 29, 2020 Bloody warm in the beer garden this evening. Resorting to Ouzo over ice since the Greeks won't have anything to do with us, l'll bring a little bit of Greece here. Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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