Mumby Magic Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 If i bring a different lass in most nights will anybody tell? I am playa y'all Pint of mild please. Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Sandwich anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeds Wire Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Not been in here for a while, is everyone ok? Have I missed anything controversial? Pint of Greenalls Mild please, landlord... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mumby Magic Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 Am I allowed to facetime chicks in the toilet please. Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Mumby Magic said: Am I allowed to facetime chicks in the toilet please. Are the Goose chicks? if they are one of the regulars may have a view on that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 4 hours ago, Mumby Magic said: Am I allowed to facetime chicks in the toilet please. A number of questions. Are you facetiming women, whom you are referring to as chicks, while you are sat on the bog? Are you facetiming women, whom you are referring to as chicks, while they are sat on the bog? Are you facetiming women, whom you are referring to as chicks, after you have fallen into the bog? Are you facetiming women, whom you are referring to as chicks, that have fallen into the bog? Are you facetiming chicks of the Avian variety while you are sat on the bog? Are you facetiming chicks of the Avian variety while they are perched on the rim of the bog? Are you facetiming chicks of the Avian variety after you have fallen into the bog? Are you facetiming chicks of the Avian variety that have fallen into the bog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerrumonside ref Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 Can I order an Old Fashioned? Woodford Reserve if possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 TV is on the fritz again. Only seems to be picking up German channels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 Christ, someone must have been rather drunk in here recently, just noticed they've scratched, "I luv Saintslass" into the bar with a penknife. Hmm... Ckn's handwriting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mumby Magic Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 Anyone seen my stalker? Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 12 hours ago, The Hallucinating Goose said: Christ, someone must have been rather drunk in here recently, just noticed they've scratched, "I luv Saintslass" into the bar with a penknife. Hmm... Ckn's handwriting... You have it wrong, CKN hasn't written anything using anything other than email for about 30 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxford Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 On 07/06/2020 at 22:58, The Hallucinating Goose said: Hmm... Ckn's handwriting... What! After he said I was the only one in his life? the two timing 2 warning points Non-Political Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 Moscow Mule, RLDWSS and keep them coming. I've been traumatised, I'll be rocking backwards and forwards in the corner for a couple of days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUBRATS Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 This one shut down as well ? , Soon be no pubs left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 37 minutes ago, GUBRATS said: This one shut down as well ? , Soon be no pubs left Are you from round here?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 3 hours ago, The Hallucinating Goose said: Are you from round here?? 6,500 more posts than you, I would say he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted June 16, 2020 Author Share Posted June 16, 2020 On 08/06/2020 at 09:46, Mumby Magic said: Anyone seen my stalker? Put it away Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 I made I through another Birthday without dying. Thank you . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 3 hours ago, Padge said: You are Groucho Marx and I claim my £10 No, just a grouch, like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 Watching A&E After Dark from Hull and there is a drunk who has fallen and hit his head and he's says to the doctor, "i only drink moderately, I only have 8 cans a night, that's it". We do drinking properly in hull! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 Bought a Chicken Bake from my local T/away & he offered me a 2 for £1 deal, the chick bake was ok, I was hungry, the sausage s41t was something served by Dibblers apprentice in Discworld books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Warrior Dragon Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 On 26/06/2020 at 16:32, Bleep1673 said: Bought a Chicken Bake from my local T/away & he offered me a 2 for £1 deal, the chick bake was ok, I was hungry, the sausage s41t was something served by Dibblers apprentice in Discworld books. Sorry, bleep, but you cannot bring your own food in here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartofGold Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 [Slips half eaten Greggs steak bake into HGs pocket] In the blink of an eye it could all be taken away. Be grateful always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hallucinating Goose Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 See RLDWSS, cos I bring myself in here you can't cook me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 Are we having a closing down sale on Friday night? Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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