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1 hour ago, Bleep1673 said:

Dont touch the nuts on the bar, 80% of men dont wash their hands after going to the bog,  although that statistic may change this month.

Yes ladies, we'll provide some others just for you.

So just remember ... don't touch the men's nuts !

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I fell asleep in the bogs and now I'm locked in. Can someone come and let me out? 

 

Please! 

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7 hours ago, RL does what Sky says said:

Just to let you know ... The Hesketh "try" is at 41:40

Edited for the truth I was directly above and in line and at my first final.

Thanks though, magic stuff, and anythinglike this should be compusory on the National Curriculum at every school throughout the UK.

Sheffield CC win on next everyone !

 

 

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5 hours ago, RL does what Sky says said:

I'll do you a deal ....

I'll unlock it if you unblock it.

I'll stay and wait for reopening then. Now where's the Thatchers Gold? Ah, there it is... 

...CHEERS! ? 

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4 hours ago, Oxford said:

Edited for the truth I was directly above and in line and at my first final.

Thanks though, magic stuff, and anythinglike this should be compusory on the National Curriculum at every school throughout the UK.

Sheffield CC win on next everyone !

Sorry mate, can't show the Sheffield match.

Wiltshire Rhino switched channels to watch Swindon Town and we now can't find the remote !

(Wiltshire ... What was it you used to unblock the toilet ?)

 

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36 minutes ago, RL does what Sky says said:

Sorry mate, can't show the Sheffield match.

Wiltshire Rhino switched channels to watch Swindon Town and we now can't find the remote !

(Wiltshire ... What was it you used to unblock the toilet ?)

 

Found it

 

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32 minutes ago, RL does what Sky says said:

 

Wiltshire Rhino switched channels to watch Swindon Town and we now can't find the remote !

Fortunately I always carry a universal remote and a Sky child lock so  we're back to normal and have avoided a fist fight over the snoreball  and the snorierball and the virtual Andrex!

Now where did I put my glass of virtual Picpoul de Pinet?

 

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As if Coronavirus wasn't bad enough! Reruns of Jonny is just too taking things too far.

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Sorry, can't come round tonight. I'm off to the Chris Joynt Dive Bar.

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Under Scrutiny by the Right-On Thought Police

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36 minutes ago, Wolford6 said:

Sorry, can't come round tonight. I'm off to the Chris Joynt Dive Bar.

I'm sure they serve plenty of BITTER! ?

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15 hours ago, RL does what Sky says said:

Hey Oxford ... have you seen what's on Sky Sports (virtual) Gold on the tv in the function room......

Just to let you know ... The Hesketh "no try" is at 41:40

Can't really tell .... pity this pub only has a black and white tv !

 

I think it would have been given by a TV ref.  But then I hate Cas.


“Few thought him even a starter.There were many who thought themselves smarter. But he ended PM, CH and OM. An Earl and a Knight of the Garter.”

Clement Attlee.

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Someone jammed a drachma in the johnny machine, I've managed to get it out though and all these extra small, strawberry flavoured ones came out with it, don't know how that happened... ?

Right, gonna just jump up on my perch for the rest of the day. 

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2 minutes ago, The Hallucinating Goose said:

 

Right, gonna just jump up on my perch for the rest of the day. 

That's how Corona virus started 

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I have a "Bunker" mentality, whether this is due to living in single room, nursing accommodation,, I don't know. but i'm having a laugh at all the numpties chasing around toilet rolls all day, whats the Metro for? Try Izal.

I have a full kitchen top freezer full of chicken, and pizza & chips, more pasta/rice/couscous than I can eat for a month, tinned stuff, and frozen fish/chicken/pork, and I can bake my own bread/pasta/curries, everyone round to my place? I don't think so.

I'm on Universal Credit, surely working monkeys can sort themselves out?


Sex and Money are like Oxygen

They're not important until you're not getting enough.

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16 hours ago, RL does what Sky says said:

Hey Oxford ... have you seen what's on Sky Sports (virtual) Gold on the tv in the function room......

Just to let you know ... The Hesketh "no try" is at 41:40

Can't really tell .... pity this pub only has a black and white tv !

 

I was denied many more tries, Thatto, Milton Keyens, Widnes, Crossfields, Leigh Miners, St Pats, Pilks. Bognor Regis Butterfly


Sex and Money are like Oxygen

They're not important until you're not getting enough.

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Chris Hesketh, wonderful guy, Salford v Swinton the next time "Reds" get to Wembley.


Sex and Money are like Oxygen

They're not important until you're not getting enough.

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Hey, a new Space Invaders machine has arrived

Bags I first go !

 

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19 hours ago, RL does what Sky says said:

Hey Oxford ... have you seen what's on Sky Sports (virtual) Gold on the tv in the function room......

Just to let you know ... The Hesketh "no try" is at 41:40

Can't really tell .... pity this pub only has a black and white tv !

 

Great game. Great to see attacking moves from scrums again. I'd for forgotten what  good players Hepworth, Hardisty, Dennis Hartley, Malcolm Reilly, Chris Hesketh, David Watkins and Colin Dixon were.  Plenty of attacking football.


“Few thought him even a starter.There were many who thought themselves smarter. But he ended PM, CH and OM. An Earl and a Knight of the Garter.”

Clement Attlee.

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7 hours ago, Shadow said:

I've actually also got my own remote 

 

I recall Edwards saying shortly after this game, that it was the dirge like anthem Swing Low that inspired the Wigan comeback


“Few thought him even a starter.There were many who thought themselves smarter. But he ended PM, CH and OM. An Earl and a Knight of the Garter.”

Clement Attlee.

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