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1 minute ago, Northern Eel said:

That's twice you've been caught looking up ladies this week... 

That first time hardly counts as "ladies"

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"You clearly have never met Bob8 then, he's like a veritable Bryan Ferry of RL." - Johnoco 19 Jul 2014

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1 minute ago, Northern Eel said:

What did you make of her Pink Panther? 😬

I require a lie down.

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"You clearly have never met Bob8 then, he's like a veritable Bryan Ferry of RL." - Johnoco 19 Jul 2014

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15 minutes ago, Bob8 said:

I had to look up Valerie Leon. She was very talented.

She’s my kinda woman 😍😍 Still glamorous even now. 

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14 hours ago, Futtocks said:

 

A heartfelt 'thank you' for reminding us of one of the great comedy acts, Futtocks.  Don't suppose they would be allowed on TV nowadays...

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With apologies, this is meant to be about things you *don’t* like about the opposite sex. Back on track...

Agree with ckn , those ludicrous lip injections. Otherwise attractive young women end up looking absolutely ridiculous.

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Face Tattoos, being called a bird, patronising men. Sportswear on a night out, smoking. Speaking with mouth full or noisy eaters.

 

I could go on...…………….

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2 hours ago, Red Willow said:

I could go on...…………….

Of course you could. You're a woman.

🙂🙂😉

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1 hour ago, ivans82 said:

Overweight women who wear tight leggings , why do they think that`s a good look .

Sod what they look like,, they keep us warm int winter...😍

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On 30/04/2020 at 18:58, Red Willow said:

Face Tattoos, being called a bird, patronising men. Sportswear on a night out, smoking. Speaking with mouth full or noisy eaters.

 

I could go on...…………….

If I was a woman, one thing I wouldn't like was for my husband to refer to me as "THE wife" as though I was an object.

I wouldn't mind "My wife" just as, as a man, I don't mind being referred to as "My husband".

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1 hour ago, RL does what Sky says said:

If I was a woman, one thing I wouldn't like was for my husband to refer to me as "THE wife" as though I was an object.

I wouldn't mind "My wife" just as, as a man, I don't mind being referred to as "My husband".

I agree with you - 'the wife' sounds terrible.  After I had lived in the north-east for a while, it's a phrase that I earnestly promised the bonny lass I would never use!

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1 minute ago, Wiltshire Warrior Dragon said:

I agree with you - 'the wife' sounds terrible.  After I had lived in the north-east for a while, it's a phrase that I earnestly promised the bonny lass I would never use!

... just don't tell her she's "THE bonny lass"  😉

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On 30/04/2020 at 18:58, Red Willow said:

Face Tattoos, being called a bird, patronising men. Sportswear on a night out, smoking. Speaking with mouth full or noisy eaters.

 

I could go on...…………….

I say birds still occasionally. My Mrs plays eff about it but it’s just an ingrained habit that I can’t seem to stop, it was just everyday language when I grew up. 

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22 minutes ago, Johnoco said:

I say birds still occasionally. My Mrs plays eff about it but it’s just an ingrained habit that I can’t seem to stop, it was just everyday language when I grew up. 

It doesn't worry me it's not offensive 🤷‍♀️


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On 30/04/2020 at 14:53, Johnoco said:

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The very lovely Valerie Leon. To quote Sid James....she can use my sprinkler anytime. 

She had a great emotional range as an actress.

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53 minutes ago, Johnoco said:

I say birds still occasionally. My Mrs plays eff about it but it’s just an ingrained habit that I can’t seem to stop, it was just everyday language when I grew up. 

Things were so much simpler in the fifties...😑

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8 minutes ago, longboard said:

Things were so much simpler in the fifties...😑

Damn cheek, I was born in the glorious year of 66. I like to think I helped win the World Cup.

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10 minutes ago, longboard said:

She had a great emotional range as an actress.

Cynic!

Did you never see those Hai-Karate adverts? 

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1 minute ago, Johnoco said:

Cynic!

Did you never see those Hai-Karate adverts? 

Yes, or rather, my grandfather told me about them... 😏

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20 minutes ago, longboard said:

Yes, or rather, my grandfather told me about them... 😏

Some reviews at the time.....

’A Triumph’ - Daily Telegraph’.   ‘Superb, I was close to tears’ - The Guardian 

’Awesome cleavage’ - Hull Daily Mail. 

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On 30/04/2020 at 18:58, Red Willow said:

Face Tattoos, being called a bird, patronising men. Sportswear on a night out, smoking. Speaking with mouth full or noisy eaters.

 

I could go on...…………….

Face tattoos, smoking, lack of cooking skills (& before anybody starts, I can cook, I just don't want to do the cooking every night), falling down drunk, heavy illegal drugs, body odour (especially down below), thinking London is the be all & end all of places to live/work.


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They're not important until you're not getting enough.

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