Cas Vegas Posted August 2, 2020 Author Share Posted August 2, 2020 5 minutes ago, Robin Evans said: I cant bring myself to discuss that place.... it makes me feel bilious and I smell sulphur..... I've heard that they eat their young, there @Robin Evans. Filthy orcs. "Australia is a spoiled nation. They can expect my revenge. I'm not crazy when I say this, they are the crazy ones who give you hot sausages before the match when it's 40 degrees celsius outside." -------------------------- "Shifty Matty Petersen trying to get in there with a little five-fingered discount." Franklin Field, Philadelphia, 30/11/2004 -------------------------- FourthThird Second Best Statement Ever: Student Ram 02/06/2004 (Without a trace of irony): "... because, when you think about it, really... Wakefield is kind of the centre of the universe. You know, both ways, you've got..." Followed by a half a minute justification of this point of view. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cas Vegas Posted August 2, 2020 Author Share Posted August 2, 2020 12 hours ago, Griff9of13 said: Ah yes, the one day of the year that you see the words "happy" and "Yorkshire" in the same sentence. You're so jealous, @Griff9of13. "Australia is a spoiled nation. They can expect my revenge. I'm not crazy when I say this, they are the crazy ones who give you hot sausages before the match when it's 40 degrees celsius outside." -------------------------- "Shifty Matty Petersen trying to get in there with a little five-fingered discount." Franklin Field, Philadelphia, 30/11/2004 -------------------------- FourthThird Second Best Statement Ever: Student Ram 02/06/2004 (Without a trace of irony): "... because, when you think about it, really... Wakefield is kind of the centre of the universe. You know, both ways, you've got..." Followed by a half a minute justification of this point of view. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cas Vegas Posted August 2, 2020 Author Share Posted August 2, 2020 10 hours ago, Bostik Bailey said: Happy Yorkshire day, the county thats poisons dogs and wildlife. If this is Gods own county I’m glad I’m an atheist https://raptorpersecutionscotland.wordpress.com/2020/08/01/dog-poisoning-confirmed-in-nidderdale-raptor-persecution-hotspot/ Clearly the work of Lancastrians, @Bostik Bailey. I will pray for you. "Australia is a spoiled nation. They can expect my revenge. I'm not crazy when I say this, they are the crazy ones who give you hot sausages before the match when it's 40 degrees celsius outside." -------------------------- "Shifty Matty Petersen trying to get in there with a little five-fingered discount." Franklin Field, Philadelphia, 30/11/2004 -------------------------- FourthThird Second Best Statement Ever: Student Ram 02/06/2004 (Without a trace of irony): "... because, when you think about it, really... Wakefield is kind of the centre of the universe. You know, both ways, you've got..." Followed by a half a minute justification of this point of view. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommygilf Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 15 minutes ago, Cas Vegas said: Well put, @Tommygilf. I imagine He grinned & said "I did that", when looking down from a cloud. In Tom's Britain it will be a Yorkshire Holiday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerrumonside ref Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 Look, you’ve had your day, back to eating yer cold pasties. Thread locked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derwent Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 5 hours ago, Wholly Trinity said: Indeed. And that's why it's seen as the epitome of rudeness to ask anyone if they're from Yorkshire. If they're not from Yorkshire, you'll just embarras them into having to admit it in public, and if they are, they'll tell you soon enough. As the old saying goes, you can tell a Yorkshireman......but you can’t tell him much... I’m not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cas Vegas Posted August 2, 2020 Author Share Posted August 2, 2020 29 minutes ago, Gerrumonside ref said: Look, you’ve had your day, back to eating yer cold pasties. Thread locked Someone's tired. "Australia is a spoiled nation. They can expect my revenge. I'm not crazy when I say this, they are the crazy ones who give you hot sausages before the match when it's 40 degrees celsius outside." -------------------------- "Shifty Matty Petersen trying to get in there with a little five-fingered discount." Franklin Field, Philadelphia, 30/11/2004 -------------------------- FourthThird Second Best Statement Ever: Student Ram 02/06/2004 (Without a trace of irony): "... because, when you think about it, really... Wakefield is kind of the centre of the universe. You know, both ways, you've got..." Followed by a half a minute justification of this point of view. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommygilf Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 35 minutes ago, Gerrumonside ref said: Look, you’ve had your day, back to eating yer cold pasties. Thread locked We have 1 day a year officially, and the other 364 in you lancs' heads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerrumonside ref Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 Just now, Tommygilf said: We have 1 day a year officially, and the other 364 in you lancs' heads! Next year we’re just giving you half an hour on a wet Tuesday to get it all out of your system! What a waste of a day it’s been! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUBRATS Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 4 minutes ago, Tommygilf said: We have 1 day a year officially, and the other 364 in you lancs' heads! Try again in English Tommy ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommygilf Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, GUBRATS said: Try again in English Tommy ? And yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bostik Bailey Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 3 hours ago, silverback said: NO,but check your doorstep too just incase its not all rosey. So that ok. Then just because poisoning and raptor persecution happen elsewhere, we can all forget about it and just celebrate that Yorkshire has given he world the Nidderdale Cocktail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Evans Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 9 minutes ago, Bostik Bailey said: So that ok. Then just because poisoning and raptor persecution happen elsewhere, we can all forget about it and just celebrate that Yorkshire has given he world the Nidderdale Cocktail. Jesus.... bet thaz a reight laugh at Christmas.... Every single county, region, province, state, country or culture will have a dark side. What wrong with celebrating the good stuff?? Children suffered grave abuse at the hands of the Catholic Church in Ireland. By your logic St. Pats day is a no no then? Dear me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silverback Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Bostik Bailey said: So that ok. Then just because poisoning and raptor persecution happen elsewhere, we can all forget about it and just celebrate that Yorkshire has given he world the Nidderdale Cocktail. Nobody said anythings OK, first i knew about raptors is from you/ try change the record,or google bad news in st helens for some shocks in your back yard.a lot worse too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M j M Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Thought about Bostik and his unfortunate funny-accented brethren when out on my Sunday walk the morning after Yorkshire Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza77 Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 On 01/08/2020 at 13:52, Robin Evans said: there is a county to the west we don't talk about like... Its best not to go there. Both figuratively and literally. Please view my photos. http://www.hughesphoto.co.uk/ Little Nook Farm - Caravan Club Certificated Location in the heart of the Pennines overlooking Hebden Bridge and the Calder Valley. http://www.facebook.com/LittleNookFarm Little Nook Cottage - 2-bed self-catering cottage in the heart of the Pennines overlooking Hebden Bridge and the Calder Valley. Book now via airbnb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adelaide Tiger Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 At Junior School in Cas around 1975 the Teacher told us we were going on a school trip to Malham Cove. To show us where Malham was he drew an outline of the east coast on the blackboard and then an outline of the west coast. He then shaded in the middle area and told us this area is called the Pennines. He then marked where Malham was. As an afterthought he said ‘If this area is Yorkshire, what is the area to the left of the Pennines called?’. No one answered. The Teacher added ‘They are our biggest rivals at cricket’. My mate whispered to me ‘I know the answer’. So he put his hand up. The Teacher said ‘Go on then’. My mate then shouted out ‘The West Indies’. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Tonks Sidestep Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 On 02/08/2020 at 08:53, Robin Evans said: I cant bring myself to discuss that place.... it makes me feel bilious and I smell sulphur..... I did 12 years missionary work over there - still recovering from some of the things I saw......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUBRATS Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 Again ? , Already ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wholly Trinity Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 3 hours ago, GUBRATS said: Again ? , Already ? If you live in Yorkshire*, or were born there, every day is Yorkshire Day. It may be difficult for outsiders to understand, but our level of self-righteous smugness cannot stem from a single calendar date. *other counties are available Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommygilf Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 10 hours ago, Wholly Trinity said: If you live in Yorkshire*, or were born there, every day is Yorkshire Day. It may be difficult for outsiders to understand, but our level of self-righteous smugness cannot stem from a single calendar date. *other counties are available *but nowhere near as good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUBRATS Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 8 hours ago, Tommygilf said: *but nowhere near as good Well how many other counties have their own Airline ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cas Vegas Posted September 26, 2020 Author Share Posted September 26, 2020 @Tommm On 07/08/2020 at 08:31, Tommygilf said: *but nowhere near as good @Tommygilf You are hereby awarded Post Of The Year. "Australia is a spoiled nation. They can expect my revenge. I'm not crazy when I say this, they are the crazy ones who give you hot sausages before the match when it's 40 degrees celsius outside." -------------------------- "Shifty Matty Petersen trying to get in there with a little five-fingered discount." Franklin Field, Philadelphia, 30/11/2004 -------------------------- FourthThird Second Best Statement Ever: Student Ram 02/06/2004 (Without a trace of irony): "... because, when you think about it, really... Wakefield is kind of the centre of the universe. You know, both ways, you've got..." Followed by a half a minute justification of this point of view. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cas Vegas Posted September 26, 2020 Author Share Posted September 26, 2020 On 05/08/2020 at 10:31, Adelaide Tiger said: At Junior School in Cas around 1975 the Teacher told us we were going on a school trip to Malham Cove. To show us where Malham was he drew an outline of the east coast on the blackboard and then an outline of the west coast. He then shaded in the middle area and told us this area is called the Pennines. He then marked where Malham was. As an afterthought he said ‘If this area is Yorkshire, what is the area to the left of the Pennines called?’. No one answered. The Teacher added ‘They are our biggest rivals at cricket’. My mate whispered to me ‘I know the answer’. So he put his hand up. The Teacher said ‘Go on then’. My mate then shouted out ‘The West Indies’. And @Adelaide Tiger & this is a very close second. "Australia is a spoiled nation. They can expect my revenge. I'm not crazy when I say this, they are the crazy ones who give you hot sausages before the match when it's 40 degrees celsius outside." -------------------------- "Shifty Matty Petersen trying to get in there with a little five-fingered discount." Franklin Field, Philadelphia, 30/11/2004 -------------------------- FourthThird Second Best Statement Ever: Student Ram 02/06/2004 (Without a trace of irony): "... because, when you think about it, really... Wakefield is kind of the centre of the universe. You know, both ways, you've got..." Followed by a half a minute justification of this point of view. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trojan Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 It's almost with us again “Few thought him even a starter.There were many who thought themselves smarter. But he ended PM, CH and OM. An Earl and a Knight of the Garter.” Clement Attlee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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