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4 hours ago, yipyee said:

All Australian? 

Must be something in the water

No. Not all all.

 

George WIlliams is British. You may have caught sight of him in a Wigan jersey in 2019 and earlier.

Tommy Bishop is also British

So was the late great Cliff Watson.

Williame Kikau is Fjian.

 

You would have been on stronger ground had you asserted that they all played in Australia.

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5 hours ago, The Rocket said:

I think John Hopoate would rank above a couple of those.

I have considered your thoughtful response, and subsequently entered John Hopoate onto my list. I entered him above Tommy Bishop, to try and avoid a possible law suit from Mr Bishop and his pastor had I put the Finger Probing Man below Mr Bishop.. 

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44 minutes ago, Manfred Mann said:

No. Not all all.

 

George WIlliams is British. You may have caught sight of him in a Wigan jersey in 2019 and earlier.

Tommy Bishop is also British

So was the late great Cliff Watson.

Williame Kikau is Fjian.

 

You would have been on stronger ground had you asserted that they all played in Australia.

Haha quite right, my appologies

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5 hours ago, DavidM said:

Mark Broadhurst after Steve Bowden rearranged his face 

See also Robbie O'Davis when he had his nose smeared across his face. I'm not posting that image.

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44 minutes ago, CrushersForever said:

When they were doing the "What You Get Is What You See" promotion for the Winfield Cup in 1989, Tina Turner was only available to film briefly in England. Hence 2 players in England at the time, Cliff Lyons and Gavin Miller, being the faces of Rugby League's new sexy image.

 

I must have watched that video hundreds of times over the years and I have never worked out why it looks like there is a foot lifting the Winfield Cup trophy at 1 minute 52 seconds!

(be honest everyone, you are going to check)

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10 hours ago, Manfred Mann said:

We needed a reality check to counter the euphoria and dangerous complacency  generated by the initial good looking thread.

Indeed. Maybe you could post a true picture of yourself, just to balance things up a little. 

Sport, amongst other things, is a dream-world offering escape from harsh reality and the disturbing prospect of change.

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5 hours ago, Manfred Mann said:

I have considered your thoughtful response, and subsequently entered John Hopoate onto my list. I entered him above Tommy Bishop, to try and avoid a possible law suit from Mr Bishop and his pastor had I put the Finger Probing Man below Mr Bishop.. 

Take a whiff of his fingers and I guarantee he will be instantly promoted to top position and I would file a lawsuit mysellf if forced to be next to our amateur proctologist friend as well.

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11 hours ago, yipyee said:

Liam Farrell definitely belongs on any list!

Beat me to that + Morgan Smithies.

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Kieron Cunningham or “pig eyes” as he was known in our house

Francis Maloney!!!! Nuff said 

Mrs Phil says Chris Joynt 

St John Ellis 

Les Boyd (not that I’d tell him!!)

 

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On 14/09/2020 at 11:11, Eddie said:

Not a particularly pleasant thread this one. 

Totally agree Eddie

Lee Briers and Danny  Brough together would be my picture of the month for the front page of Vogue -- but  most  can't see the effort and life  behind those faces.....

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Wife has a thing for Jamie peacock. I think I'm safe

'Shaw cross juniors, Birkenshaw, Mirfield, Heckmondwike Panthers, Stainland Stags and then the Heavy woolen donkeys... WARDY, STOZZA, GT, KARL OR KEAR MUST OF DROPPED A DIGIT FROM MY MOBILE NUMBER! :clapping:

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8 hours ago, Phil said:

Kieron Cunningham or “pig eyes” as he was known in our house

Francis Maloney!!!! Nuff said 

Mrs Phil says Chris Joynt 

St John Ellis 

Les Boyd (not that I’d tell him!!)

 

OMG!  How could I have missed Kieron Cunningham?

I will check on the others you mentioned.

I will edit my original post before the sun rises tomorrow.

Thank you.

 

 

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Those who don't understand how playing rugby league can make a once fairly decent looking man suddenly look ugly should contemplate the photo of this man, Shaun Briscoe, in his playing days

Shaun Briscoe - Alchetron, The Free Social EncyclopediaShaun Briscoe on Twitter: "5 years ago today!! 😂😂👃🏼… "

 

Thanks to the miracle of cosmetic surgery, Shaun Briscoe has had his good looks restored

 

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On 14/09/2020 at 11:06, Manfred Mann said:

I have edited my original post to add Penrith’s  Williame Kikau. This gives Penrith three of the top five ugliest people in rugby league today.

So I do hope that the girls in Penrith think long and hard about what their future children might look like before accepting a marriage proposal from any of the Penrith players mentioned. Of course looks aren't everything. So maybe the girls of Penrith should consider simply determining the quality of the man's intellect, moral character and personality before marrying him.

I don’t know why you’ve got Kikau in there, he’s far from ugly.......he just has an interesting haircut. If you’re on about Penrith players, no one beats Brent Naden

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I hope none of these player read these forums (which I highly doubt). I saw Francis Maloney mentioned and then thought of a Facebook statement he made recently and it feels a bit bad taste. I also guarantee all those players are more attractive to the ladies than Manfred Mann...

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