And now the news where you are.

[The Hallucinating Goose]

14 minutes ago, Futtocks said:

Irish barista ends up in hospital after holding in farts around boyfriend for two years

https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/irish-barista-ends-up-hospital-26636096

Thank you very much Futtocks, that's made my year! 

....and taught me a thing or two at the same time......

[Leeds Wire]

On 05/04/2022 at 17:29, The Hallucinating Goose said:

Thank you very much Futtocks, that's made my year! 

....and taught me a thing or two at the same time......

Ah great that's all we need on here - a farting goose to go with all the honking 

[Futtocks]

Not so much the headline, but the bit just underneath.

 

Edited April 13, 2022 by Futtocks

[The Hallucinating Goose]

1 hour ago, Futtocks said:

Not so much the headline, but the bit just underneath.

 

I presume the thinking with this was that had she successfully given him more drink then the police could not have proved if the driver had been over the limit when he had been driving or whether he had only been taken over the limit afterwards. 

[JohnM]

Late last night, two helicopters flew over our caravan , really low, at just a few hundred feet...several times...second night in succession. They did not show up on Flightradar24.com tracker.

[Kayakman]

Snow and freezing temperatures in the forecast.

[The Hallucinating Goose]

17 hours ago, JohnM said:

Late last night, two helicopters flew over our caravan , really low, at just a few hundred feet...several times...second night in succession. They did not show up on Flightradar24.com tracker.

The Russians are coming..! 

[Padge]

50 minutes ago, The Hallucinating Goose said:

The Russians are coming..! 

Nah, it'll a Ukrainians, they do the sneaky night raids at low level.

[Futtocks]

 

[The Hallucinating Goose]

3 minutes ago, Futtocks said:

 

Makes me think of that episode of All Creatures Great and Small where Tristan is hanging round the abbey pretending to be a ghost!

[DavidM]

Some people have got no sense of humour 

[Futtocks]

Now that's a headline that (I assume) you don't see every day: https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/local-news/john-shuttleworth-concert-inside-devils-24021646.amp 

[The Hallucinating Goose]

This is the place for me! 

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/history/gallery/nuclear-bunker-sale-yorkshire-yours-7113343

[The Hallucinating Goose]

Local news at its finest! 

Woman appears in court accused of snapping branches off neighbour's tree! 

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/hessle-woman-appears-court-accused-7188374

[ckn]

Granny's massive bush

[Futtocks]

 

[Futtocks]

 

[Old Frightful]

On 29/12/2021 at 12:49, Vambo said:

Well... I manage to ignore other people to such an extent these days that this piece of local news had completely passed me by:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/dec/14/plans-for-cemetery-with-35000-burial-plots-divide-lancashire-town

 

"I read the news today, oh boy, nearly 40,000 holes near Blackburn, Lancashire..."

[Vambo]

2 hours ago, Old Frightful said:

"I read the news today, oh boy, nearly 40,000 holes near Blackburn, Lancashire..."

Good one

Not sure it was worth the six month wait though

[Futtocks]

 

[The Hallucinating Goose]

1 hour ago, Futtocks said:

 

I didn't realise Cronulla were away at Parramatta this weekend. Someone needs to chuck an eel in there with it and we've got a playoff clash on our hands. 

[Farmduck]

2 hours ago, Futtocks said:

 

It's a fake. That's Lewisham Station.

[Wolford6]

I mainly drink in two "locals" in the city centre. One of them ... the Boar & Fable ... is tonight having chill out music played in its downstairs room by a representative of the Bradford Pub Church. I won't be going but hope it's a success. I'll get some feedback from fellow regulars and might go if a repeat night is booked.

So long as they don't try to get everyone to join in any hymn-singing.

https://www.facebook.com/boarandfable/

https://www.instagram.com/starnoldsbradford/

[DavidM]

[Exiled Townie]

Going completely opposite to the title of this topic, as it's not where I live, and it is a few years old, but you just don't see headlines like this very often.