SL viz style top tips 2024

[graveyard johnny]

fool neighbours in to thinking your a top SL  referee by hiding in their bedroom - if it looks like any action or excitement is about to start come out of the background blowing your whistle and waving your arms- send either of them to the sit in the bathroom for 10 mins to cool off to ensure any chance of enjoyment has been avoided

[graveyard johnny]

RFL - want to save even more money broadcasting Eng  internationals? simply plug a web cam in to the commentators laptop and get him to move it around with his hand then get the 14 people who actually know the game is taking place to join his skype group 

[Padge]

If you don't like seeing empty seats then go to an amateur game where everyone has to stand.

[Padge]

Record yourself shouting "forward" on your phone. If you go to the bar/toilet get your mate to play it at every opposition pass so that you don't miss out on pointless shouting at the ref.

[Stirlin]

If someone leaves a tooth in your fist you can always cite them for biting.

[graveyard johnny]

save time going to away matches at widnes or featherstone  by smashing your own  coach windows before you set off - this will save the driver having to stop to inspect any damage on departure from the ground after the game

[Coggo]

1 hour ago, graveyard johnny said:

save time going to away matches at widnes or featherstone  by smashing your own  coach windows before you set off - this will save the driver having to stop to inspect any damage on departure from the ground after the game

Excellent

[Dunbar]

On a match thread, save time by typing in 'the game's gone' before kick off and then just hit submit after the first decision.

[graveyard johnny]

players - conceded a penalty? simply look bemused and confused - the ref is bound to realise he was wrong and change his mind- if this doesn't work give him a right mouthful to ensure he gets the decision right in the end

[graveyard johnny]

fans-recreate the experience of appearing on the big screen at the match in your own living room by noticing your own reflection on your samsung 55"- look shocked and slightly embarrassed  and alert your partner on the sofa next to you who  is looking in the opposite direction while pointing at the screen and smiling back at yourself

[Eddie]

Save yourself time by complaining  about empty seats before watching a game. 

[bobbruce]

Don’t want to waste time watching a rubbish game simply go onto TRL forum and get regular score updates then you can decide if you want to watch the match or not. 

[Gooleboy]

Save the cost of arranging stand alone international games by playing them as curtain raisers before Championship matches.

[daz39]

Save yourself time and outrage by downloading an image of the John Smiths Stadium to your phone before watching a televised Giants game, it will save you being surprised by the fact there's 'no fans' in it, also, you can have a look at it before the next one too to know what it will look like.

[graveyard johnny]

sky- everytime a replay is shown of a player in the clear been chased down by the opposing team- speed the footage up and play the benny hill music to add to the enjoyment 

[Gooleboy]

Average overseas players, get videos of top notch players in your country and use AI to make them look as though it is you. Then send them to gullible SL clubs to secure a big contract!

[Futtocks]

Want people to think you're a RL player? Position yourself behind someone who's about to stand up and point randomly to one side or another.

[daz39]

59 minutes ago, graveyard johnny said:

sky- everytime a replay is shown of a player in the clear been chased down by the opposing team- speed the footage up and play the benny hill music to add to the enjoyment 

Also Sky - Pre record shots of a motionless coaches box at the 1st game of the season for every team, thus saving you the need for your director to ask for shots of the motionless coaches every 45 seconds during a live broadcast. Just simply click a button to use the original one over the season seeing as the shot is usually the same 1000 times over.

[daz39]

Hull KR fans - Save your voices for extra booing by pre recording yourself singing 'the referee's a ******' and playing it when your losing.

[daz39]

Leeds Fans - When the trumpet is playing to itself, fool tv viewers into thinking it's actually enhancing the home fans experience by singing along to it .

[graveyard johnny]

a walls cornetto doubles up as an ideal kicking tee- and perfect snack for any hungry ball boys after the kick has been attempted

[dkw]

Make sure everyone knows your an RL "fan" by constantly whining about every single thing about the game, then wonder aloud why no one wants to go with you to watch the game you "love"...

[graveyard johnny]

RFL update the position of no9 from "hooker" to "bystander" as the modern no9 just watches the ball rolled between the 2nd row and the loose forward 

[graveyard johnny]

players who pretend to have cramp in the final minutes when their team is winning - take some acting lessons to make it look at least a tiny bit f*******ing convincing !

[up the robins]

Having watched the last game the bbc showed I decided to switch over to sky to see if the grass was greener  but it was the same colour. Proving  the grass isn't always greener on the other side.