Monkeydo

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  1. You seem to be struggling to stay in your pram over this issue. Will you be in touch with Town tomorrow to put yourself forward as the clubs new marketing manager? You seem to know it all.....
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    Good Friday Predictions

    Starting to think Comical Ali will be on the back of the star tomorrow in a haven shirt announcing he's the clubs new propaganda coach
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    Keighley Predictions

    No wonder some on here think you're a bell end. Hope you're not not tired on your first day back after half term. 🚼
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    Keighley Predictions

    lol. Obviously. Except you've no idea, but, you know, obviously and all that. The fella I spoke to was definitely right about the first thing he said to me 😁
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    Keighley Predictions

    I'll say what I've been told by someone I trust. "Some gobsh*tes on the forum think that a fortune is being spent on some of the players, that's a load of b*locks, you'd be surprised, and there's money left for other signings if needs be."
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    Keighley Predictions

    You keep bringing up big wages or words to that effect, are you party to how much the players are being paid?
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    Keighley Predictions

    44-34 ft. Knackers!
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    Keighley Predictions

    #daretodream
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    RYAN BAILEY

    You all? Then won't mind finding the quotes from us all saying you're mad will you? I don't think you're mad, I think you're a cabbage
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    Haven V Town predictions

    Guess the spanner that wrote that doesn't understand a double negative lol. If brains were Dynamite.......
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    New signing

    FFMM will create a job more like. The rest of the props will have do an extra 20+ mins between them after he's had his 10min stint in each half
  12. No one promised anything bell end, if I remember correctly you just made the investigation bit up at the time. In the spirit of the season why not look into if it's possible to grow brains and you can get to work on a new one for yourself while you're snowed in.
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    Premier Sports cancellation

    Seem to be a magnet for some extreme bell ends too
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    York Community Stadium update

    I know a pussy when I come across one
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    York Community Stadium update

    Work it out yourself, it's more fulfilling.
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    York Community Stadium update

    You need to read WWD's post again, do you understand how hyphens are used in sentences?
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    2018 Squad

    More strops on here than an old fashioned Barbers shop this off season. It's funny as ###### to sit on the edge and take them all in.
  18. Maybe that's when the drink started to kick in? Might've been on the sauce pre game.......the rest of the team looked like they had
  19. It's posts from the mentally challenged that keep me coming back to read stuff on this forum. Thanks for the laugh, looking forward to more 😁😂✊💦🌋
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    Neutral refs in international RL

    Keep in mind you're talking to an ozzie, a certain degree of 'talking to a child' mentality is required usually
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    Well

    Yeah I think that's me done too. Will steer my young un towards football, it might be boring as owt to watch but at least there'll be no chance of him being shat on by town if he doesn't play the game
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    derby game

    Aye, thanks Mr Clark, but you can 'fork' off now.