sam
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Guess we all have issues to come over in life.
the curse of the 'lost consonant' strikes again...
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What the hell is this thread on about?
do you care?
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its not really the same is it
i wouldn't know, what with never having slept with FDFTT or said scrotes!
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I did think that as I typed it but thought I would leave it.....oh how I wish
there's plenty of scrotes in warrington/st. helens you can turn to if for some strange reason he doesn't get in touch!
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Well yes but as I say he will always be on top for me.
too many jokes!
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Good behaviour?
something like that!
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i'm home soon.
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the 'Wii knee trembler while waiting for your pizza/kebab/taxi'
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I didn't realise there was a "Wii Dance around your handbags"
or a 'Wii take loads of photos with your mobile phone'...
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i tried growing a beard! 3 weeks and i finally gave up. took me 20 minutes to hack through my ridiculous effort with a razor. i'm suddenly 10 years younger.
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At least he can console himself with the fact he has finished it in less time than Sam would have
you can't rush these things!
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I've just been taken out for a nosh by my lovely mum.
errrm....good for you! i think.
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One of my patients from monday has had a bouguet of flowers delivered to me in work to thank me for sorting her out. I was really choked
perhaps she should have used a vase rather than your gob to store them in...
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I have just made a Strawberry, blueberry & blackberry smoothie using single cream.
would you not have been better using strawberries, blueberries and blackberries?
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make that 4.
apparently there are rules!
did i say 4, i meant 5. and the wind is blowing.
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it's still snowing. 3 days now.
make that 4.
apparently there are rules!
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it's still snowing. 3 days now.
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I cant wait for the weekend to begin
i can...not yours, mine!
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you'd know this via the spyhole in your door then?
of course not. i'd just returned from dinner. it may have taken me slightly longer to get into the room tho!
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the hotel i'm living in has several groups consisting of women in their late teen/early 20's who are here for the national cross country skiing championships. one group has just held an impromptu meeting in the hallway outside my room! i think they're unable to turn the thermostats down judging by their attire...
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Not only are there colours of paint I've never heard of out there, there are multiple different shades of those colours I've never heard of. For example, "Tuscan Glade" comes in 5 different shades whereas to me it's dull-greeny-gray.
Women really need to learn that for men there are only a few colours. Colours should be preferably be primary plus black, white, gray, yellow and brown. And maybe pink and orange on good days. But that's it.
you bought ready mixed and not the 'oh, we'll make it here for you now' tripe...?
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there's about 3 feet of the stuff round here. driving home last night the temp was apparently -19, today it's a balmy -13.
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i'm bored.
cafe instanbul in manchester is rather splendid.
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That glass still half empty then Sam? as always...
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when the croatian hotel receptionist says 'dubrovnik' in her native tongue it makes me want to marry her.