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Maximus Decimus

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  1. 2 hours ago, Irish Saint said:

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, it appears Aaron Rodgers, who’s taken a grand total of four snaps as quarterback of the New York Jets, has lost his mind. 

     

    This week, during his weekly appearance on ESPN’s The Pat McAfee Show (or if a WWE wrestler on bath salts hosted a sports program), he sorta accused Jimmy Kimmel of associating with Jeffrey Epstein — exacting revenge against Kimmel for ragging on Rodgers and his public Covid vaccine skepticism in his late-night monologues. This latest outburst follows a string of recent kooky behavior, including receiving a homeopathic vaccine alternative as a way of “immunizing” (his words) himself against the virus, dabbling in 9/11 trutherism, going on McAfee’s show every week behind the ugliest webcam setup you can possibly imagine and saying ridiculous ###### like “woke mob” and “Alphabet Mafia” on The Worldwide Leader in Sports, embarking on darkness retreats to help make major life decisions, and, worst of all, signing with the New York Jets. Didn’t he see what happened to his mentor, Brett Favre?

     

    Once Aaron was, by all appearances, a nice man with a cannon for an arm. He had his hobbies. He was surprisingly good at Jeopardy! He was nice to people. He had famous girlfriends. Then a bunch of stuff happened in his life, and in the lives of everyone, and he lost the thread little by little, week after week. 

    Considering all this, his postseason achievements have been… slight. He won a single Super Bowl, in 2011, and then proceeded to ply his trade for disappointing Green Bay Packer squads of every shape and size. A 15-1 squad in the regular season, crucified by Eli Manning and the Giants. A loss to the demon Tom Brady, plying his trade for Tampa Bay. Ground into dust by a world-historic Seahawks pass defense. Over and over, Aaron would play like God, and over and over, the rotten Green Bay Packers would let him down. A defense that doesn’t work, receivers who can’t create, the worst running game you’ve seen in your life. Disappointment, year after year, and it was never his fault. The Packers were just not up to the task of supporting the best quarterback who’d ever lived.

    Breakup. 

    A normal man getting divorced or breaking off an engagement fires up cigs like it’s the end of the world. I’ve seen it; it’s absolutely terrifying. One after another, three gigantic puffs and then dumped in the ashtray. Anything to seek one second of comfort while everything you had planned for your life slips away from you. 

     

    Rodgers is an athlete though, so he can’t do that. When he and Shailene Woodley broke off their engagement in 2022, he needed to find a less productive outlet for all that anxiety than smoking cigs. So, like many men before and after him, he got into drilling Internet into his head all night and talking about it with his friend on a podcast. It’s just that he was Aaron Rodgers, and the podcast where he appears is now on ESPN. These are the woods of divorce: the light at the exit is always moving, the darkness just gets deeper and deeper. 

    Cheap, niche, and kind of stupid: the ESPN of the future is here, and it sucks. McAfee has allowed himself one major expense, though: he has paid Rodgers to come on his show every week and talk nonsense so that media guys like me will write about the inane he says on-air and gin up attention for McAfee’s broke-dick discount-daily podcast-ass program. 

     

    In a way, Rodgers losing it is ESPN’s fault. They give him a giant platform to wander around every week, he wanders dick-first into a bunch of swamps, ESPN and their lil afternoon show get attention, and everyone marches forth, confident in their ability to ever-so-slightly increase the amount of money they can extract from ESPN, thereby proving its usefulness in the broader Disney family of products and services. 

    I've never seen a better example of 2020s era journalism than this. Petty, ranty, bitchy and all about winning culture wars battles.

    Aaron Rogers can't be a great player who became a conspiracy nut. Because he's a conspiracy nut who is also on the perceived wrong side of a number of issues, he also has to have actually been an awful player. We can't have it that he might actually be good in any walk of life.

    I mean he led the Packers to a 15-1 season that then lost in the playoff game! Talk about rubbish.

     

  2. So the Bears are coming back to London.

    Obviously, tickets aren't out for a while but I've got a mates 40th coming up and this would be a perfect gift.

    Does anyone know of any tips for how to get tickets to a game even if you're willing to pay a bit more, like hospitality or part of a package deal? I don't fancy leaving it to the chance of being in a queue with a few hundred thousand people...

  3. 1 hour ago, Damien said:

    Sky milking the Littler gravy train. I do hope this works out well for Littler, and isnt too much too soon, and that he has all of the right support around him:

     

    It got to the point where they couldn't leave him out. It'll be much easier to sell tickets. 

    Other than Peter Wright it seems fine, although personally I don't like what they did to the Premier League a couple of years back.

  4. 6 hours ago, hindle xiii said:

    It's a bit early for me to articulate properly, but the victor and first time champion, is not being spoken about much.

    Tbf he's been a bit more humble about it than he was in the earlier rounds. 

    Amongst regular darts fans, he's being spoken about and lauded for his achievements. However, had he played Rob Cross say, it'd have been watched by 1.2 millionish people. The 3.68 million figure was all about Luke Littler.

    When the dust settles, he's achieved his dream and is probably the second most famous darts player in the country right now. I also think there was something in what he said. The age and ability of Littler opens up the very possibility of Taylor like dominance on the horizon. It's far from guaranteed and he might go the other way, but if he continues to develop there might be few opportunities for other players to win for a while. 

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  5. 3 hours ago, Gerrumonside ref said:

    It’s been a great story and story telling is the key in all walks of life.

     

    As a darts fan, I must say I've been surprised by the whole thing. I get that he's only 16 and how rare that is, but I'm not quite sure why this has resonated so much with the public. It's not like he looks 16, and is it so hard to believe that you could be exceptional at a sport like darts at 16? Darts fans know that it is (a 28 year old Luke Humphries is the 7th youngest major winner ever) but I'm didn't think the public would quite get that.

    Darts is the real winner, especially when it comes to the World Championships in future. Millions more people than usual have discovered how exciting a game it can be to watch and play. There is something about the speed and the nerves when going for a double etc that make it exciting. They might not become diehards who watch every week, which I'm not tbh, but I'm sure when the Worlds comes around there'll be plenty of interest again especially if Littler is in the running.

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  6. 31 minutes ago, Mumby Magic said:

    His approach for finishes although not unique is different from the norm. Reminds me of when Whitlock joined the PDC. 140 on treble 18s last night.

    He did one last night, I can't quite remember but he put himself on D10 in an unconventional way and it was insane.

    He is the camerman's worst nightmare, they miss loads of his finishes.

  7. 39 minutes ago, Bedfordshire Bronco said:

    If that's true then that is depressing to be honest 

    Genuine question where in the country do you live Max?

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    I'm not saying he's not overweight, and probably like most people I've commented on it at some point. I'm from the North West, and he wouldn't be something way out of the ordinary.

    He's hardly Andy Fordham, and he's young enough that it isn't necessarily set in for life. If you look at earlier videos of him, it's clear that he's really put the weight on in the past couple of years.

    Maybe he used to be able to eat what he liked, and it's just caught up with him? Maybe the increased darts schedule has meant he's been eating a lot more fast food?

    Who knows, but it's a bit early to be claiming he's on his way to a premature heart attack.

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  8. 1 hour ago, Sidi Fidi Gold said:

    Apparently 2.32 million watched Littler's match last night, beating the record of 1.65 million for Taylor v Anderson from 2015.

    You can sense this in the wider world. My Irish inlaws are over and everyone was sat around watching him last night; it's usually me in one room and everyone else in the other. My near-80 year old mother-in-law had literally no idea what was happening, yet was shouting at thr TV.

    I've also been getting texts from people about it who never watch darts, showing just how much it has made the news.

    He's a phenomenon, but I think tonight will be one step too far. I reckon 7-5 something like that but Humphries has finally brought his form from the whole year to the worlds.

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  9. 25 minutes ago, Bedfordshire Bronco said:

    Ha....it's just such a shame when a young lad is storing up a Bristow style early heart attack 

    Humphries proves it can be done without a belly ballast 

    That's a bit harsh IMO. He's overweight but not exceptionally so for a lad of his age in our country. One of the things people like about darts is that it's normal people, it's not an athletic endeavor. 

    IMO a large part of weight is about habits etc. His mum is a larger lady too, and to hear him talk about kebabs etc shows he has developed some bad habits.

    Older darts players are probably larger than your average, but I suspect this is down to living out of a hotel and drinking so much. As for Humphries, he used to be much larger and made the effort to lose it.

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  10. 1 hour ago, tiffers said:

    It would be really interesting to see how he handles being 2 sets down. You can see he might well get into his own head if that was to happen.

    If it's fairly even he could struggle to keep the concentration given the commentators have said he hasn't been this deep before. Not sure what the junior comps lengths are. But would be surprised if they were as long as this. 

    Should be a cracker tonight!

    I agree, potentially 11 sets tonight. Darts isn't athletic but that can be tough on the arm!

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  11. 2 hours ago, tiffers said:

    Really looking forward to tonight's action.

    No one would begrudge Littler if he came unstuck - 16 yr old, World Championship Semi-Final on debut. But equally, really hoping he can push on and make the final. Darts isn't normally too high on our household sporting agenda, but after watching his first game, we have been glued to watching the tournament.

    Anyone's guess who wins it overall. Thoroughly enjoying it.

    Yep, the big question is how he reacts when he's not coasting into a lead. Other than going 2-0 in legs yesterday, he's basically blown all other opponents away and only lost any sets when he's been comfortably ahead.

    How will he react when he's 2 sets down, or its 3-3? Judging by yesterday's averages, as long as Cross doesn't start as slowly, he's not going to have it all his own way.

    I'm defo rooting for him now though.

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