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JohnM

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  1. 1 minute ago, Gerrumonside ref said:

    I don’t like what’s happening here or the leaked NRL proposal either.

    There must be another way to go forward.

    There was, there was, but the plotters couldn't wait. They wanted instant results, too impatient, changing their minds about choosing smoked  salmon as it was too classy and instead putting pie peas and gravy in the microwave for 30 seconds on full power .

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  2. 15 minutes ago, Damien said:

    In Union public schools, and the other type of schools that wouldn't tolerate Rugby League, are the main pathway.

    Exactly. I wonder if the club-led whole-game strategic review (it IS whole-game, I understand)  benchmarking our player pathway against that of rugby union, crikit, tennis and soccer and adapting those pathways to our sport.  Money won't be a problem, as indicated by Martyn's recent revelation of investor intention.

  3. 4 hours ago, Harry Stottle said:

    It wouldn't be a boxing match, do you know Mr B is a black belt at Shukokai Karate.

    Really? I'd heard Beaumont was a bBack belt at Origami

    Ah, but Shukokai is known for its relatively high stances, which aid mobility, and its signature double hip twist, designed to maximize the force of strikes. 

    So THATS what has doing on the pitch. The double hip twist!😀

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  4. Despite all the problems over many years,  I do hope that the club does not enter the burning fiery furnace but is saved by Hetherington etc. Linked as the clubs future is to the result of the club-led whole-game strategic review, its vital that the club can survive to the publication date of the year 2525 at least. 

  5. Leigh is fine. No problem.

    Don't get this "Mr" Beaumont nonsense though. It's not an issue of liking him or not liking him.

    With his serial drunken clownish behaviour he's bringing the team, the club, into disrepute. This is 2025, not 1925 and societal norms, what is and isn't acceptable behaviour has changed. Posters on here are the first to poke fun and ridicule the drunken exploits of rugby union oiks, initiation ceremonies etc. Sauce for the goose etc...

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  6. 52 minutes ago, Anita Bath said:

    As fan I am still waiting to be consulted, as we were promised.

    Me too. I wish they'd get on with it. I've just turned 79 a couple of weeks ago and it would be nice to see the promised consultation before it's too late. However, I fear the worst.  Maybe Martyn can help by rather than being a mouthpiece for the junta, he becomes a feedback channel into the RFL.

  7. Stolen from Face ache.

    In 1997 oil rig maintenance diver Don Murphy from Cork in Ireland was welding a cracked steel beam under water on a rig in the North Sea when he saw a baby shark that couldn't see or move because of a work glove covering its head.

    Out of concern for the little shark and bravely not considering that there might be other sharks nearby, he dived further down and removed the glove from the baby shark's head enabling it to happily swim away.

    An hour later the baby shark came back to Don and swam around him three times as if to say thank you but his welder accidentally burned a hole on the top of its fin so it swam away again.

    Seven years later when on holiday, Don was sea swimming off the coast of Puerto Rico, Gran Canaria and suddenly a large dangerous looking shark swam up beside him and circled him. 

    Don was scared at first but then he couldn't believe his eyes when he saw the same hole on the fin that was on the baby shark from his welder in 1997.

    The shark then opened its mouth and devoured Don in ten seconds flat.

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