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Mistress_Marlowe

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  1. Yeah. Three times. Finding sitting down a bit uncomfy now though. Hope the belt marks on my thighs heal soon.
  2. I'm staying at my mate Jen's tomorrow night. A night of wine and DVDs in her new house will be a lovely break after my hectic two months.
  3. I've been spotted on a video on the internet Not a pornographic one thankfully.
  4. I'm so very very tired after my busy weekend. I've only been up half an hour.
  5. Indeed. You need to have a birthday next weekend too.
  6. Me too. Watched Wigan lose, spent a night in a fab hotel, conference went well and then home to watch FC beat KR in an awesome display. Couldn't have been better.
  7. McGregor's been copying Haloman I think. It appears he's been biking over the globe for centuries. Oh, and his eyes are red y'know.
  8. I think you'll find all men are like that Mags
  9. That's ok. I drop my other half off at work in my dressing gown. It's not like anyone's going to be looking at me whilst I'm in the car.
  10. No thanks. I watched my first speedway match tonight. It was rather enjoyable, although it took ages for Great Britain to win a heat.
  11. Betty Page had a very spankable ######.
  12. I am immersed in dust in the library, getting bitten by Dracula.
  13. Neither will I. I'm in for a good night if Gurner's testimony is anything to go by...
  14. I am lethal with a second class stamp.
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