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A priest was arguing with a rabbi.
"What is great in our religion", says the priest, "is there is room for advancement.
A humble village priest can become a bishop, an archbishop, a cardinal, who knows, maybe even the Pope!"
The rabbi answers: "What about the Almighty? Can he become the Almighty?"
"Certainly not!", responds the priest, "What a sacrilegious thought! No mere mortal man can aspire to become the Almighty!"
The rabbi retorts, "One of our boys made it."
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20 hours ago, going for the corner said:
Gotta feel for the warriors but this should surely have the Melbourne public flocking to AAMI park now.
They'll certainly get the seagulls flocking to AAMI Park.
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Grandpa tells his grandson, "All you kids do these days is play video games."
"When I was your age", he continued, "my buddies and I went to Paris; we went to the Moulin Rouge, and I flirted with a dancer on stage, we didn't pay for our drinks all night, and when the bartender complained we ###### on him.”
The grandson thinks his grandfather is right. He goes to Paris and the Moulin Rouge with his friends. He comes back three days later with a broken arm and covered in bruises.
The grandfather asks, "What the hell happened to you?"
The grandson says, "I did just like you did. I went to the Moulin Rouge with my friends; I tried to flirt with a dancer on stage and ###### on the bartender - but they beat the out of me and stole all the cash in my wallet!"
The grandfather asks, "Well, who the hell did you go with?"
The grandson says, "My friends from school. Who did you go with?"
The grandfather says, "Well... with the 2nd SS Panzer Division."
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41 minutes ago, Les Tonks Sidestep said:
Ex-Wales RU fly-half Barry John, aged 79
Never watched union, but he was clearly a respected and legendary figure from the WRU's Golden Age.
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On 05/01/2024 at 23:41, unapologetic pedant said:
I don't know how to post links. It's all on the URLA Facebook page. Choppy footage of passages from several games in early December. Scores are on-screen. Thought there might be an IT problem, but occasionally they post 4 points. For instance, the scoring in one game went 4-0, 9-0, 14-0, 19-0, 24-0, 29-0.
Was the game indoors? If so, maybe they don't kick for goal, but award either four points or five depending on where the try is scored.
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7 hours ago, Bedfordshire Bronco said:
Agreed - He needs to start eating more healthily though
I reckon most could.
It must be tough being on the circuit. Too many hotel breakfasts!
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So both London and Salford have plain looking shirts, one black and the other red; one slated and the other praised! Strange!
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4 hours ago, RoyBoy295 said:
Both Smith and Bunting out after suffering 4-0 whitewashes.
Suprised with Bunting, played very well in the tournament.
Bunting never, as in NEVER, beats MVG. It must now be preying on his mind, big time.
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7 hours ago, Mumby Magic said:
Steve Mcnamara at the darts today.
Nah! That was just a punter dressed as a banana.
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On 26/11/2023 at 17:48, Route66 said:
Had a little wander up to Carlisle yesterday to witness the start of the new ownership, the American Piatek family, not the most inspiring 1-1 draw but a crowd of 10,500 and an extremely busy fanzone ,the yanks with their 'own the north' tagline may just be about to start something for the county
I went up to that game, too. BP was buzzing.
Yesterday, we fell to the foot of L1, five point from safety, after a draw at Fleetwood.
But despite that, I'm confident we'll stay up as the new owners are making funding available to strengthen. The club broke its record signing fee last week in picking up Harrogate's Luke Armstrong.
Good days ahead!
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9 minutes ago, HullWire said:
You spelt imorral wrong there mate
And spelt is a serial.
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Highlights from the NSW Aboriginal RL festival.
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On 24/08/2023 at 18:45, Futtocks said:
... player with good hands
Huh!!!
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A Royal Engineer dies.. and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has airconditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?" Satan says, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God is horrified. "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gone down there! You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here! "Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
"Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer?"
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31 minutes ago, RP London said:
I'm not taking my son out in Barnsley... he too young to know how bad the world and adult life can actually be
So that's why we never see you back in Croydon!
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I don't often visit AoB, so shocked to see the post. Met him a couple of times and an utterly decent chap. Rest well.
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'haven think Workington is posh. Town think the same of Whitehaven.
Whereas us from Carlisle know that both are plebs.
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11 hours ago, langpark said:
How has this thread made it to two pages?!
You must underestimate the bl00dy mindedness (and stupidity) of northerners.
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9 hours ago, eal said:
They also aren't interested in increasing the earnings of minimum wage professional RL players, they mostly only care about the big names at the top.
True. At every increase to the salary cap you never hear of the leading players declining higher wages so that those at the lower end of the 30 can get more.
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5 hours ago, graveyard johnny said:
the inventor of the double entendre passed away last week - his wife has been taking it really hard
A man walked into a pub and asked for a beer and a double entendre, so the barmaid gave him one.
(The old ones are still the best!)
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I'm proud to announce that I have just finished my seventh Marathon in only seven days...
Or Snickers as they're now named.
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Last October I did Bulgaria v Malta in Sofia, now I'm thinking NL v Shqipëria in October. Amsterdam
Albania .
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4 hours ago, DavidM said:
And a Maryport lad who came through the system scoring the winning penalty . Chuffed for them . Reds and Carlisle getting promoted
And just ower the border wee Annan Athletic won promotion to Scottish 1.
Happy days
Taylor Charters was immense when he came on. The twenty year old was super calm with the deciding penalty in front of the Stockport end.
In all my years of following United, in fact, following sport, I've never felt emotion like I did yesterday.
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