graveyard johnny

"here comes midweek" the new theme tune

ground control to monty don

I have never downloaded an app

hes ruined 12 till 2 on radio - hes ruined eggheads- he ruins anything hes on so am sure he will ruin that too

well them delivered meals for the elderly cant have been much cop as one min Ronnie corbett was tucking in to them, the next he was dead!

at this time on a sat night the nation will be tuning in expecting to see sara millican doing jokes about ill fitting bras and barry cryer telling his morcambe and wise anecdotes after 6 bottles of cobra and an asda curry- there could be a baby boom on the way thanks to this fixture.

love to see joey Essex hosting question time

the floodlit trophy?

didn't anyone listen to that song by afroman in 2001? they must have cos it was a number 1 single, he only had one more top 10 after that and then slid in to obscurity, does any one know why?

WHO?

its always next time and never now, and always will be

Jamie peacocks as bad "the ex England capt" cant speak English- its lazy saying fink - damn lazy.- what next ? news readers saying "here is tonites headlines -innit"

turned it off already - rubber mouth rio gets right on my bristols, a fink this and a fink that, surly tv England pundits should be able to talk proper English, that what a fink anyway.

Melinda? mellissa? sisters? the perfect pair?

he must have had fun watching mellissa messenger running round as his sidekick in fort boyaurd