Futtocks

Your sympathy please, for the people watching Strictly on BBC1, who missed the best footwork of the weekend.

Fantastic professional showing from Wigan. Leigh were running on fumes for a lot of that game. It's been a much tougher season for them than last year, but they still stayed in the playoffs longer than some more established giants of the SL era.

Robbie H-P gives PotM to Sam Walters.

Bevan French does that Bevan French thing.... AGAIN!!!

Followed by a mention of Martin O'Fire in the stands. No relation to Martin Offy-ah.

To be fair, the name in question is an intimidating four whole letters long. Not something simple and straightforward like Nawaqanitawase.

Leopards (and indeed Jaguars) manage it.

That rated half a smile on the Peet-o-meter.

Oof, that was a big gap, even for Walters.

You'll grow into those trousers, son.

18:0 at HT Leigh need a good start and early points in the second half.

The Field/Marshall connection gets another!

How long has SL had an official wine?

Well done, Miski!

He's been taking emoting lessons from Wayne Bennett.

Nice one, Sam Walters. What a bonus it is to have arms that long!

If that's what a Junior Nsemba looks like, pray you never have to tackle a Senior one!

Killer cut-out pass!

Anyone running a sweepstake on how soon the first complaint will be after coverage starts?

Bullseye is back! For a one-off special at least, hosted by Andrew Flintoff. I assume that if it goes well, a series might spin off. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c981n1gjzylo

KR, by a gnat's crotchet. Bloody hell.

Have you ever met a sports fan before in your life?

Fine here too.

"Respect" has become embedded as a supporters' song. Love it!