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Fair enough. I rarely drink tea, except when I'm visiting family. Oddly, I do like a nice cup of tea, but just don't often make it at home. However, I do have some loose-leaf Russian Caravan tea in the cupboard, which is a pretty amazing smoky brew when I ever get round to making it.

Depends on your experience of coffee. Most cafés and coffee shops make a pretty mediocre cup, especially the American (and wannabe American) ones.

Dog who shot to fame with 'Scotland’s biggest boobs' dies as owner holds funeral in memory.

UPDATE: The offender has been jailed, two years later.

Multiple evacuations, due to a wildfire in Walthamstow by the railway yesterday.

Got a soft spot for Still Game, which is all on the iPlayer.

So we should cheer for Zverev, who has been accused by two ex-girlfriends of domestic abuse? I have taken the decision to happily remember yesterday's excellent women's final as a belter and ignore today's match.

Jussaume gets his hat-trick.

The Peasley Cross Paseo?

Saints fail to cope with a high ball and Ulberg is in at the corner.

Didn't look like a hyperextension to me, at least at first sight. I think it may be something worse.

I saw that too. Not sure what the news outlet was.

Tiaki Chan!

McCullum sacked as Test coach, but keeps the white-ball job. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c8028vm2g9ro

Great run by Wishart and, on the next play, Warbrick catches a Hughes crossfirld bomb with no Titans in sight. MEL 6:0 GLD

...and again... ...and again!

Tupou scores!

Crichton carried off the field with what is apparently a nerve problem in his neck.

Now that try was some great improvisation!

Where's this Raiders side been hiding for most of the season?

Bit of a cross-channel fery, then.

There's a giant abandoned church in Mageland, a forested area that's located in the Indonesian province of Central Java, that looks like a giant bird. https://www.businessinsider.com/photos-of-indonesias-chicken-church-2015-8#it-has-the-features-of-a-bird-body-tail-and-head-included-in-its-design-2

Plenty of individual talents in the Tigers squad, but it's not coming together as a team. Luai's already eying the exit and Doueihi's injury-prone, so the creative core isn't dependable even in the medium term.

That's fantastic! I've had the audiobook of his autobiography playing the last few nights as I try to sleep in the heat, and whenever I wake up, he 's usually in the middle of the most amazing anecdote.