Old Frightful

how close to Millwall's ground do you live? I've often felt like doing that to cats as well.

isn't caravan park a bit further, being in the east?

Did you gradually improve during the two hours though? Or did it only seem like you did? And was it because you maths ability deteriorated, in your favour?

the police may read this forum.

What's her name?

Have i drifted onto some rugby union forum by mistake?

I have to confess, Rod Hull's downfall (coat, exit, etc...) did cross my mind just as I was beginning the ascent. Fortunately, I've done this sort of thing a few times in the past so wasn't unduly concerned. The bit where you get off the roof ladder and onto the upright ladder leaning against the house is always a tad disconcerting though. You can almost hear all the cameras in the neighbourhood, clicking and whirring into action....

I was on my roof this morning, sat next to the chimney putting a new digital aerial up. I could see onto the sports fields near my place where lots of small kids were playing rugby. Sadly, it's a Union club. So, as it was very cold, I was wrapped up warm and it seems, for a few seconds, was watching "Rugger". Can I claim my

You must be a teacher then, cos you'll no doubt be with some pesky kids.

Had an appointment with a solicitor today, regarding the will of a chap i knew who died recently. The solicitor informed me that, as i suspected, he'd left his estate to his sister in law in New Zealand. I was able to tell him her name and where she lives so he could look up the NZ white pages on line in order to contact her to tell her the news. As I was leaving his office, about midday, he said "after you've gone i'll find her number and phone her in a few minutes". I had to point out that phoning an 84 year old lady, even on such an important matter, might not be well received at around 1am local time. He looked a little flustered and then said he'd phone in the morning.

Jeez, i bet that was painful.

is... Music: "Mona Lisa Overdrive" by Juno Reactor ....written at the start of the video a joke then?

keep battling Sev, how on earth you managed to post when in such a state, i've no idea. most nurses appear to be female, yet they have absolutely no idea have they? are your family gathered around your bedside?

geraldine stole the show for me. and to think she used to be a man...

For those of you unaware of Ullman's favourite pastime, he's a very keen cyclist. Here he is on his way home this morning.....

look on the bright side. at least your sig's relevant again.

same two people in each then?

Ah..now I see who he's named after. I've never considered this before but are your lad's initials T.T.T.E.B.?!?.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3UpH3qhP_UE

where the f*ck have these people been all my life? absolutely mindblowingly beautiful singing. this is staggering.

oh now you've done it. the contributors on here are not the ones to ask how to get turned on again...

you've got one of them rover cars as well have you?

a top tune indeed. and here it is.