Tiny Tim

Our daughter slept through from much earlier so we feel hard done by...

Congratulations. My wife is now almost 13 weeks not pregnant, our little boy is now sleeping through the night which is a blessed relief. He goes down around 10ish and sleeps through until 7am.

I am not 100% sure that is a smile, he looks constipated, all that foreign food no doubt.

Our new mattress was delivered yesterday, a pocket sprung mattress with memory foam topping. I have to say I am rather pleased with it, even our little 6 week old son seemed impressed, he let us sleep for almost 6 hours. He'll want one for his cot next.

Yes, but being a girl you missed

They were looking for a local beauty to model for it.................they are still looking

Perhaps some sort of sunhat would have helped.

Why thank you

Would some sort of fabricated document not be a suitable replacement, with mileage reported in feet and inches?

My mum and dad came down to stay and meet their new grandson. My mum asked if there was anything she could do to help out around the house. She spent most of the rest of the day working her way through my ironing mountain. She then cleaned the kitchen floor. Mums are great

I got almost 4 hours sleep last night, the new arrival seems to prefer sleeping in the day and torturing his parents at night. Since returning from my two weeks paternity leave I seem to have forgotten how to do my job. Fortuntaley nobody has noticed so far, but this cannot last.... If one more person tells me I look tired I may well kill them!!!

I have been there both times, this time with a nice cup of tea the midwife provided watching my good lady get on with it........it really looks like it stings a bit this giving birth lark....

Tiny Tim Junior was born yesterday morning at 3:26am. A happy healthy bouncing boy. Mummy and baby doing fine.............daddy absolutely knackered, but very proud and happy

Congratulations mate......all you need now is Wasps to remember how to play rugby and start their late run to victory.....oh they left t a bit late.....never mind at least things are looking up on the job front.

Sounds like he should have got somebody in to do the job properly...

My wife was due to give birth last Wednesday..........no sign yet of junior just yet. Making the most of sleeping now while we can.

Sorry to hear that mate. Hope you get something new sorted soon.

Have you not considered closing the windows when it's cold?

Now you know how Hannibal feels....

If you buy decent bacon and eggs no sauce is required as you can enjoy their natural flavour.

I am not trying to put the boot in, but you don't think this might be a revenge thing from you waking up the neighbourhood playing with your bikes at 2am (as you mentioned in an earlier post)? I am not saying for one minute this makes it okay to steal your bikes.

I've got a horrible cold at the moment, I am wheezing like I smoke 50 a day.