greydog Posted December 22, 2012 Posted December 22, 2012 My mate Tony , slipped up the other night , instead of his liquid Viagra he drank a bottle of tippex . He tells me he woke up the next morning with a huge correction .
greydog Posted December 23, 2012 Author Posted December 23, 2012 A man kicks an old tin can ( after leaving the divorce court and being well and truly shafted ) , a genie appears , I will grant you 3 wishes he says , but what ever you wish for your wife gets double . O K the man says give me 1 million pounds . your wish is granted , but your wife gets 2 million pounds says the genie . What is your second wish says the genie . Give me a tropical island with a luxury mansion on it says the man . O K says the genie but your wife gets 2 islands . The genie asks what is your final wish . The man replies beat me half to death.
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