The Hallucinating Goose

Should have been in the Goose Nest at Christmas. Wallace and Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl ends and I just stand up and start clapping and simply utter one word: "masterpiece".

What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of his paws & and the other is a pause at the end of a clause!

Well I'd be quite happy to take them on a picnic if they were made out of chocolate!

10,000 Yorkies! That sounds like my kind of picnic!

That is a fascinating article, one of the most interesting things I've read in a long time. Has anyone written a book about this first tour?

I certainly enjoy the art of farting! Christ I compose some huge ones sometimes!

Did you fill in the potholes as well?

It is probably for the best that we lost to be fair. We've only been at this level of football for this season in our entire history and back to back promotions would have been to much upheaval for a small club that is still developing at this level. This gives us at least one more year to grow naturally and not be overwhelmed by progressing too quickly. I think I said in this thread before that talking to our chairman, he said that they didn't particularly want to get promoted anyway because it would have meant having to do masses of ground improvements which we simply don't have the money to do at the moment. It would also have meant paying players a bit more and maybe needing to employ staff on a permanent basis rather than relying on volunteers like we do now. As I say, probably for the best that we didn't go up this year.

We lost on pens...

HT. BEVERLEY LEAD 2-0 AGAINST HALLAM!! MACCA SNELGROVE WITH TWO GREAT GOALS, ABSOLUTE LEGEND!! JOHNNY DASH, WHAT A KEEPER, SOME WONDER SAVES!!

I'm gonna stop commenting on social media outside our wonderful forum. Try saying anything positive and you just get attacked. A supposedly obsessive snooker fan commented on an article basically saying there is no emerging British talent, to which I replied that he can't follow the sport very closely if he thinks that (I can think of a dozen young British players just off the top of my head who are brilliant) and he fights back by attacking me with references to points I hadn't even made and things completely irrelevant to what I was saying. I was gonna give him it back but I thought, why even bother? The twonk isn't gonna listen, he'll just keeping attacking me with irrelevant nonsense...

Ooh stats! They really do make me honk! They are respectable attendances certainly. If they were to get back into SL you could see those doubling immediately. They could easily be getting a 6,000 average so more than Huddersfield or Salford. It certainly is a shame what happened to Bradford and I would like to see them back at the top end of the game. Just need to clean up Odsal a bit...

Are Bradford still a very well supported team then despite them being stuck in the Championship for a while now? I don't really know because I don't follow Championship closely.

On this day in 1978, the BBC began showing daily snooker coverage for the first time with the beginning of that year's World Snooker Championship.

Boom!!