Wile E Cayote

He ain't getting on no plane.... which is rather ironic as he has had more air time than the RAF.

The A Team - why would anybody hire them? They use millions of bullets and never hit anybody. Crazy Murdoch chappy isn't wanted for any crime and yet he aids and abets wanted felons every episode. Hannibal Smith smokes 500 fags and hour and never coughs. It's madness...

Used to watch these with my mum who never watched rugby league in her life until Trafford Borough rocked up. I don't think she's seen a game since they shipped out either, This shirt no longer fits me very well. It must have shrunk in the wash. Still, it's my favourite shirt ever. It's hard to believe it must be 30 years old....

Giggs was a good winger and would have played at the top level. He wasn't bad at football either. Could have played for a good side like Southampton....

I did GCSE accountancy with Denis Betts at Pendleton College, Salford. It was about 1991/2. I also played rugby and football against Ryan Giggs.

Oh when the Saints, go marching in..... SUPER SOUTHAMPTON DON'T ALWAYS LOSE AT HOME!!!! 2-1.... GEEETTTT IIIINNN!!