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He's a Canadian??? Sorry, I realise you're the King of bleedin' comedy, and you're ###### cheap.

Move to Scotland.

So you won't be hiring anyone for your band? Who brought the myrrh?

I had mead from there, back in 1969. Threw up just as we were getting back to Paignton.

BTW, Jim did a great version of "Love Hurts."

Perhaps the UK was once flooded with Capaldi's, just after the last ice age. That would mean most Italians are native to this country. I don't know any Italians.

Peter Capaldi is no relation to Jim Capaldi.

I wish I could remember the the name on the bottle I had back in the mid 1980's. Memory isn't my strong point.

Well there's a shock!!!

I quite enjoyed the first season of The Leftovers - although I don't think that title would have been apt over here. I'm looking forward to a second helping.

When was it ever thus?

The Scots used to be the one's with more ability.

The Roman name for Paris was Lutetia, which translates into English as 'Slough'.

Just spent a moment wondering what day it was, then I realised.

Where is Kirmington? Is it also in drippy accent land?