Been thinking about trying to get on "Come Dine With Me".
Told a few workmates my proposed menu, they said go for it.
The menu itself is:
Starter, Mixed fruit and prawn cocktail.
Reality, this will be half a grapefruit, with a cherry in the centre, and a bag of prawn cocktail crisps.
Main, Turkey Drummers, instant mash and beans (value, obviously)
Desert, Angel Delight (Strawberry flavour) topped with half a real strawberry and dream topping.
Drinks, Tins of Graffenwalder lager or similar from Lidl/Aldi.
Anyone else think I'm on a winner here?