Futtocks

Gaskin dummies twice then sends Whitfield through, but she's a prop, so obviously she'll be caught... erm. WIG 6: 16 STH at half time.

The Wigan pressure finally pays off. No conversions missed yet - 6:12

I think I'll stick with watching this rather than Saints v Salford, but it's not great scheduling for Saints fans.

22 minutes: Shani Crowl gets St Helens' second to double the lead.

Phew, McGifford is quick! (A former heptathlete, according to the comms). WIG 0:6 STH after 12 minutes.

Just kicked off.

Bands can't make money from record sales any more and even the big artists make a lousy amount from streaming. Tickets and merch are what they have to do to stay in business. Probably why solo acts dominate so much these days; the gig money's split fewer ways outside session musician fees.

That aged well.

Needs to book some trampoline time.

Game-breaker! Dufty passes inside to FitzGibbon and it is suddenly 22:10 with ktc.

The worst thing is seeing a player retire and reminiscing about his debut... only to realise you were thinking of his dad. It's called "Ray French Syndrome".

Ese'ese then Eseh one after the other don't make things* easeh for defenders. *sorry

Toa Kohe-Love junior? Excellent news for the club, if he's anything like a chip off the old block!

They were really full-on for a lot of the first 40 minutes. Maybe front-loading and hoping to go into the second half with more of a lead.

HFC are feeling the pressure and that botched PTB is a symptom.

That pass!

The Wire look up for it so far!

Josh Thewlis like a rat up a drainpipe and under the sticks!

Two weeks after a fractured cheekbone and Dufty's back. A gamble?

Here you go: https://www.wigantoday.net/news/wigan-warriors-back-in-news-thanks-to-north-korea-museum-254184

This is certainly going to raise some charity money! After Thursday's game, Mark Hughes might have been concerned.

Four tries for the Hammer and the crowd loves it!

Two quickfire tries from Tallis Duncan. 36:16

A Hammer hat-trick in his hundredth game.

Averillo's neat kick infield pounced upon by the Hammer for his second try. 30:6 at HT