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I was taping last week's GOT episode for a friend who was away. I always watch it on the re-run. I had read a review after the first showing to say there was a castration scene in it. Because I was taping it, I couldn't fast forward through that bit ... I had to go out of the room when it was about to happen.

This series of Scott and Bailey has been really good. The finale was brilliant telly.

pathetic, useless, the real deal.

Kill the cat; it won't need milk. Then eat it; you won't need food. QED

I blame the parents

I genuinely thought his username was a contraction of Cane Toad Man

And good at it.

Southern softy. It's a cracking-the-flags 580 in Bradford. Fahrenheit, that is. We don't do that new fangled centigrade stuff. Mind you, ne'er cast a clout 'til May is out. I'll wear my jacket up to Odsal to get my Magic Weekend tickets.

I've never seen Herbie Goes Bananas or Digby, the Biggest Dog in the World or Honey, I Shrunk the Kids either. My family were never big on culture.

He'll get the boot next season.

I actually really like foreign films. Black Book is the best film I've seen in the last ten years. It's Hollywood action cack that I can't do with.

I'll watch neither. Feels better already.

some 2013-2014 football kits http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/picturegalleries/10033494/Barcelona-Manchester-City-and-Liverpool-among-clubs-unveiling-new-kits-for-201314-in-pictures.html#?frame=2569736

I have never seen The Karate Kid

I have spent this evening at the Idle Working Men's Club.

Edited because the original was a bit insensitive.

I think you mean was good.

My daughter's partner is in this band http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/10427767.Bradford_punk_metal_band_flies_festival_flag_at_Donington/

Boxing gloves may be a more practical option.

You could have killed both of them, and their offspring, with one swipe of a duster.

I take it you haven't been to Burnley lately?

Definitely time we got out of Europe. Wouldn't have happened if you'd got yourself a proper Sturmey-Archer in the first place.

What are the chances of Rafa Benitez getting the Everton job?

Sorry about that, I promise to be back on form next week. Cheers anyway.