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Indeed. Konzilla rumbles over.

I think Catalans can do without Joel Tomkins, but McIllorum would be a big loss. And I think he probably will be sitting out next week's match.

Mead in at the corner, just when Leeds looked like they'd got out of jail.

Still 20 minutes to go. This is mental.

Then Dwyer gets walloped again, trying to stop Casty. He's having a rough day at the office.

Like I said, brainfart capacity. McIllorum was very lucky not to get a card there.

Sutcliffe in again - Leeds desperately needed to score first in this half.

Oledzki has failed his HIA, so that's two of Leeds' big guys out for the evening.

Fast and furious first half. I wouldn't call it for les Cats just yet. They always have brainfart capacity.

Maybe, but every Folau success is heralded by someone trying to own it for the gammon.

Nice move from Leeds - Sutcliffe in. Was that his first touch?

You like the non-word "woke".

Wallop! That's a Big Sam grand Slam on Oledski.

You have major issues with this, don't you?

Seumanufagai has failed his HIA - more bad news for Leeds.

No, no, we have been informed by the highest of authorities that he has "loosed" all his pace.

If you're not entertained by this, you need to check your pulse.

Ooh, Langi got to it first, but it could be called a bounce. VR sez T.R.Y.

This looks like a frantic match so far.

Yowzers! That's a dream start for the Dragons.

Whoops!

That's fantastic news for Wakefield. He's been an absolute machine for them.

No great surprise to anyone, but confirmation that 2020 is his last season as a player.