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Some great rule change discussions and agree regarding captain's call and two refs in top division.

Glad I wasn't the only one that noticed Becca's Toyland ,was a shame wasn't there for part two but I guess if you've got that many toys you need time to play.

Does now explain why my lights were flickering and the faint sound of a diesel generator,but anyway

Don't be too harsh on Jordan busting dans Rio trivia ,he's an integral part of the cast and brings loads with his young Joaquin phoenix in gladiator looks and gravelly up coast Chewbacca voice 

Can't go leaving out Dan and tommo ,your fab,would be like leaving big daddy and giant haystacks out of British wrestling.

Thoroughly enjoyed 🙌

 

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Thanks for the call out,feel famous now,I'm like the fifth beatle , hope any comments are being taken in the manner their meant as it's purely jest and you guys do a great job ,I say this because I have some observations.

Firstly I have to say very disappointed in my little Joaquin for his devastating sexist tirade ,for a moment I thought it was a gregg Wallace/Millwall skinhead fan  hybrid 

Moving on to Becca ,can't believe she swapped her surroundings,out goes the Jeffrey Dahmer themed Toyland bedroom ,in comes Mary Poppins nannas chalet in the remote mountains of Switzerland,alone with her Cuckoo clock, her cat ,and 4 suitcases full of matchbox toys ,among other toys 🤪.

Now tommo,last week you were the epitome of machismo, game hunter look, beard,glasses and cap ,this week it was like watching the historian and tour guide of the national flip flop museum

 Dan didn't disappoint this week ,so takes Jordans mantle of mother Theresa, he emanated a youthful shaking Stevens throughout (when he turned up), probably too busy making child 27 😂 

maybe he can do a remake of "this ole house "

"This ole house needs new electric,this ole house needs new gas 

This ole house needs a  UW contract,at a price that you'll hit the floor "

 

Loving the show guys ✌️

 

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Loved the interview with cresta,the man sugarcoats nothing and just says it as he sees it.

In other news ,no zoomcast video this week ? Are the powers that be trying to silence and outlaw fester media? I am outraged,shocked,stunned,appalled and other big words at such moves.

BBC controlled presenters throwing their weight around to silence a premier standard podcast reviewer ,I haven't been this insulted since beadles about got pulled.

Do you not realise this is how apartheid started ,how world wars started ,genocides in Africa started and how Hayley cropper lost her dangly bits in Corrie .

Only godsend is I don't need a video to hear my little herculean Joaquin's Darth Vader voice .

Festers human rights have been breached and I will be sending a strongly worded email to the citizens advice bureau to remonstrance and vent my very hurt feelings at being blacklisted.

Hell no I won't go.

 

 

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Superb listen again .

I'd like to note that I don't mind being called a fanboy but how do you know I'm not a fangirl 👀😉, blatant sexism assuming I'm a male 😂.

Latest episode,and the mention of Christmas carols,songs has given fester media a great festive inspiration.

In the coming days I shall don a festive hat, prepare my Michael buble lyrical genius and deliver a musical theme for maybe  each of you .

I think you might like this ,not so sure my little Joaquin will when he sees his as I think Dan and tommo  may be giving it a singalong .

Regarding Joaquin sleeping on my sofa , NO CHANCE, not after what he did to Russell crowe in gladiator 👎👎👎

Prepare yourselves a musical Christmas storm is coming .#stormfester.

Hope you guys have a tremendous Christmas and New year ,and maybe get some songs stuck in your head 

WATCH THIS SPACE 😘

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After a long deliberation by fester media ,it's associates and it's Christmas lyricists committee.

I can confirm tomorrow night there shall be a very unique and well thought out Christmas themed tribute to each of you .

An eclectic mix of song lyrics and podcast observations.

No expense or time has been wasted in reworking snippets of the following songs,  such classics as frosty the snowman,rocking around the Christmas tree, last Christmas and do they know it's Christmas .

P.s. DISCLAIMER, any lyrics used similar to the originals are purely coincidental 😂

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It's time,as promised a musical review,rework and tribute to OSB 2024 ..

For tommo -frosty the snowman .

Andy the snowman,was a jolly happy soul,with his big bald head there's more hair on an empty cereal bowl.          Andy the hunter,he hunts in Arkansas, he has a big beard,can't fold the towels because he has no bottom jaw.                 Andy the snowman he thinks life can be so queer, but it's water off a ducks back because he's met Jordan weir        Andy the snowman his lamp post is so bright , washing baskets full,he won't move it ,he is so bloody tight                   Andy the snowman weekly has fun with the boys ,but at least he doesn't spend his time with Becca's special toys .

For becca- rocking around the Christmas tree

Rocking around nannas Cuckoo clock , Becca can't find her special sock            Toy cars hang up where she can see, in a boys bedroom aged for 3                  She will get a sentimental feeling when she sees, she's been on TV again and it's brought us all to our knees                                             Rocking around the Cuckoo clock ,she has a dodgy knee, they tried an ultimate Cumbria team and she tried to add tee                                                 She will get a sentimental feeling when she sees ,I can't think of another rhyming word so I'll end by saying bob carolgees   

For dan- last Christmas 

Last Christmas I gave you my heart ,the day after my UW contract did start.                                                    This year to save me from tears I'll give it to Dan he's "special".                            Last Christmas I gave you my heart ,even though you vape and it stinks of fart.                                                      This year to save me from tears ,I've got a new metre it's special.                      Once bitten, twice the fool I ordered a Santa marina it's affected my stool.        Tell me dandan do you recognise me, you saved me a fortune by leaving E.E.               

For Jordan - an absolute masterpiece 

It's Christmas time,there's no need to be afraid                                                     At Christmas time ,they got relegated,players didn't get paid            And in a world of plenty ,haven fans have no joy                                                 Throw your arms around Joaquin at Christmas time.                                         But say a prayer,pray for the haven one ,at Christmas time he knows they'll forever be  league one                            Theres a world outside the championship,and it's a world of dread and fear                                                     Where the only points won will be in the Cornwall hemisphere.                        Well tonight thank god it's Joaquin instead of you 

Yes I have too much time on my hands , but I'm hilarious so all fair in love and war 😂

Best wishes to you and your families over Christmas and the new year 

Much love DJ Santa fester 😘

 

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20 hours ago, ghost of uncle fester said:

It's time,as promised a musical review,rework and tribute to OSB 2024 ..

For tommo -frosty the snowman .

Andy the snowman,was a jolly happy soul,with his big bald head there's more hair on an empty cereal bowl.          Andy the hunter,he hunts in Arkansas, he has a big beard,can't fold the towels because he has no bottom jaw.                 Andy the snowman he thinks life can be so queer, but it's water off a ducks back because he's met Jordan weir        Andy the snowman his lamp post is so bright , washing baskets full,he won't move it ,he is so bloody tight                   Andy the snowman weekly has fun with the boys ,but at least he doesn't spend his time with Becca's special toys .

For becca- rocking around the Christmas tree

Rocking around nannas Cuckoo clock , Becca can't find her special sock            Toy cars hang up where she can see, in a boys bedroom aged for 3                  She will get a sentimental feeling when she sees, she's been on TV again and it's brought us all to our knees                                             Rocking around the Cuckoo clock ,she has a dodgy knee, they tried an ultimate Cumbria team and she tried to add tee                                                 She will get a sentimental feeling when she sees ,I can't think of another rhyming word so I'll end by saying bob carolgees   

For dan- last Christmas 

Last Christmas I gave you my heart ,the day after my UW contract did start.                                                    This year to save me from tears I'll give it to Dan he's "special".                            Last Christmas I gave you my heart ,even though you vape and it stinks of fart.                                                      This year to save me from tears ,I've got a new metre it's special.                      Once bitten, twice the fool I ordered a Santa marina it's affected my stool.        Tell me dandan do you recognise me, you saved me a fortune by leaving E.E.               

For Jordan - an absolute masterpiece 

It's Christmas time,there's no need to be afraid                                                     At Christmas time ,they got relegated,players didn't get paid            And in a world of plenty ,haven fans have no joy                                                 Throw your arms around Joaquin at Christmas time.                                         But say a prayer,pray for the haven one ,at Christmas time he knows they'll forever be  league one                            Theres a world outside the championship,and it's a world of dread and fear                                                     Where the only points won will be in the Cornwall hemisphere.                        Well tonight thank god it's Joaquin instead of you 

Yes I have too much time on my hands , but I'm hilarious so all fair in love and war 😂

Best wishes to you and your families over Christmas and the new year 

Much love DJ Santa fester 😘

 

Brilliant 😂😂😂 have a great Christmas and new year!!!

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We seek them here,we seek them there ,the odd shaped balls team we can't find anywhere !!

Where's my big teddy bear elk hunter ?

Where's my pizza making,taxi driving energy selling vapist?

Where's my ucky wucky tucky sounding Joaquin ,free the Cumbrian Samuel l Jackson !!

Where's barrows very own Jodie Cunningham, or was it Richie Cunningham?where's my dodgy knees at ,better not be watching Bolton football ,Becca put them toys away and have a mass debate with the boys , excuse the pun,fully intended 🤪

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