C H Calthrop

People who think the customer is a barrier to their daily work rather than the reason for it.

Oooooo you are awful....

Half measures. The St Helens pie butty is a steak pie sandwiched between two meat and potato pies.

Clapper your proverbial in his coffee mug for a few moments then when he makes a brew quietly sit back and be proud.

Just say "there are two sorts of people in this world those interested in RL and the less fortunate".

Sounds South London and Chav. Maybe just an element of that Jamaican patois that inveigles itself into white Yooof culture.Certainly not a smattering of anything Northern.

Squirrel traps are usually designed to kill them. If it is chewing through a barrier you could daub some Bitrex on it to keep them away.

Ah so you were the guy.

Paul Merton simply isn't funny!

I just love a Twiglet, bought 16 Christmas branded tubes going cheap. Result for all Marmite enthusiasts

Its bifurcation introduced the title Union. Its original rule book was titled Rules of the Rugby Football Union, separate to that of Rugby (school) football which of course existed alongside the Union code. Colloquially it was probably referred to only as football in those early years as much as anything.

Note the guy in the Wigan Norweb Jersey, in the crowd. 0.26. Big fish little fish cardboard box.

They work well for fogging but ice and snow on all the windows......... you still have to use a scraper. Even de-icer refreezes

It's a 1m long 12 mm thick ply handle allowing two handed operation if required, 2 points of blade attachment with countersunk nut and flat head M4 machine screws, the blade is approx 120mm wide by 110mm long and 2mm thick with a 90o cutting edge. If the blade was 1m wide the seals would be fine as it would drag the paintwork either side of the glass.

I can scrape the entire windscreen of Mrs Calthrops motor from one side with no frost going up my sleeve. My hand 100cm away from the cold. Ingenuity + Results = Advantage Calthrop!