It cannot be denied that St Helens have been the best side all year and deserving of the title. And then you think, "nah, stuff that. I hope Salford win by thirty". The latter thought crosses my mind quite a lot.
He might have had the appearance of a retired bank clerk, but he remains the greatest winger ever to play the game - the records say so. 740 tries in 620 games. I'm sure if God picked a legends XIII he would be first on the team sheet.