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1 hour ago, Gerrumonside ref said:

Can I order an Old Fashioned?

Woodford Reserve if possible.

Of course you can order one ... blonde or brunette ?

I would reserve part of the woodland for you as long as you realise that you and the old fashioned one would still have to say 2 metres apart ..... so not worth ordering one really is it ?

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5 minutes ago, RL does what Sky says said:

Of course you can order one ... blonde or brunette ?

I would reserve part of the woodland for you as long as you realise that you and the old fashioned one would still have to say 2 metres apart ..... so not worth ordering one really is it ?

He can have mine. I was thinking about buying a MK1 Ford Escort the other day so went on the Internet and typed in 50 year old escorts. I definitely bought the wrong thing. ?

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5 minutes ago, The Hallucinating Goose said:

He can have mine. I was thinking about buying a MK1 Ford Escort the other day so went on the Internet and typed in 50 year old escorts. I definitely bought the wrong thing. ?

I actually thought it was you I saw out on a test drive ...

 

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1 hour ago, The Hallucinating Goose said:

TV is on the fritz again. Only seems to be picking up German channels. 

Oh yes .... Those German films with subtitles eh ????

You know, the ones where you don''t actually bother reading the subtitles in case you miss seeing the action !!!

Never mind. once the tv repair man begins work again we'll get soon have "Bargain the the attic" to watch once more.

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2 hours ago, The Hallucinating Goose said:

Christ, someone must have been rather drunk in here recently, just noticed they've scratched, "I luv Saintslass" into the bar with a penknife. Hmm... Ckn's handwriting... 

You've perfected his scrawl have you ?

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5 hours ago, RL does what Sky says said:

You've perfected his scrawl have you ?

Excuse me! Do you really think a goose of my standing would spell words incorrectly?! No, you've got the bar graffiti mixed up with that in the gent's about HofG. ?

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5 hours ago, RL does what Sky says said:

Oh yes .... Those German films with subtitles eh ????

You know, the ones where you don''t actually bother reading the subtitles in case you miss seeing the action !!!

Never mind. once the tv repair man begins work again we'll get soon have "Bargain the the attic" to watch once more.

I don't need the subtitles, I speak German, which actually makes those films worse cos then you can understand what the blokes are saying rather than just ignoring the subtitles. You try watching one of those films and keep thinking, "that bloke must be from North Rhine-Westphalia, he's got a very distinctive accent" rather than just paying attention to the action. It's like when you watch films of that genre and there is a bloke with a strong cockney accent, ruins the entire mood of the film. I wish these blokes would realise they aren't the star of the piece! 

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12 hours ago, The Hallucinating Goose said:

Christ, someone must have been rather drunk in here recently, just noticed they've scratched, "I luv Saintslass" into the bar with a penknife. Hmm... Ckn's handwriting... 

You have it wrong, CKN hasn't written anything using anything other than email for about 30 years.


Sex and Money are like Oxygen

They're not important until you're not getting enough.

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4 hours ago, The Hallucinating Goose said:

I don't need the subtitles, I speak German, which actually makes those films worse cos then you can understand what the blokes are saying rather than just ignoring the subtitles. You try watching one of those films and keep thinking, "that bloke must be from North Rhine-Westphalia, he's got a very distinctive accent" rather than just paying attention to the action. It's like when you watch films of that genre and there is a bloke with a strong cockney accent, ruins the entire mood of the film. I wish these blokes would realise they aren't the star of the piece! 

Aren't you and your Goosey family related to one of those ... Arfur Mallard !

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12 hours ago, RL does what Sky says said:

Aren't you and your Goosey family related to one of those ... Arfur Mallard !

It does explain the Goose Step though.

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Sex and Money are like Oxygen

They're not important until you're not getting enough.

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On 07/06/2020 at 22:58, The Hallucinating Goose said:

Hmm... Ckn's handwriting... 

What! After he said I was the only one in his life?

the two timing

 

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38 minutes ago, The Hallucinating Goose said:

Moscow Mule, RLDWSS and keep them coming. I've been traumatised, I'll be rocking backwards and forwards in the corner for a couple of days. 

A Moscow Mule ?

Certainly Sir !

Something to give you a kick .... up the Ass as well as from it !

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2 minutes ago, RL does what Sky says said:

A Moscow Mule ?

Certainly Sir !

Something to give you a kick .... up the Ass as well as from it !

Or, to quote Billy Connolly, "Bacardi and Tizer... worst pint I ever had!"


"Men will be proud to say 'I am a European'. We hope to see a day when men of every country will think as much of being a European as of being from their native land." (Winston Churchill)

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3 hours ago, The Hallucinating Goose said:

Are you from round here?? 

6,500 more posts than you, I would say he is.


Sex and Money are like Oxygen

They're not important until you're not getting enough.

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5 hours ago, RL does what Sky says said:

Does that mean I've not enough posts to be let in here ?

Unfortunately, we let anyone in, even you.


Sex and Money are like Oxygen

They're not important until you're not getting enough.

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