TV adverts: self-isolation's answer to Gitmo

[Number 16]

Now I've never been a big TV watcher, usually only the occasional film, some sport, and, of course, Rugby League. But, because of this self-isolation nonsense, I now all too often find myself channel-hopping in a (usually) futile attempt to find something that passes for entertainment. I'm pretty much watching more TV than for decades, and in my opinion, and without equivocation, I can say I find just about every single advert unremittingly awful. Where's the humour? Where's the inventiveness? Where's the subtlety? The same ads over and over again... it's like being banged up in Gitmo with Metallica being blasted into your cell 24/7.

Flamin' meercats, fat opera singers, Go Compare freebies, funerals, click clack Persil, philandering peanut centred candy, Lidl on interest Lidl on price... and dozens more.

I lose the will to live!

Rant over.