2023 Recurring Gags

[overtheborder]

Wakey being the richest team in the Championship next season

[fighting irish]

A travelling circus comes to our seaside town every year.

The cycle was broken during covid but in the Summer of 2019 (just before Covid I think) they made their usual visit.

The local newspaper did a feature prior to their arrival (as normal) but what made it unusual this time, was that the bearded lady, was pregnant.

So the then female editor, decided to do a special piece on her and her upcoming delivery.

They wanted to know all the details like ''who's the Dad?'' (the circus strongman!), when's the baby due, what about schooling (all circus folk are home schooled), etc. etc.

Then they asked if she (they) knew the sex/gender of the unborn child and she replied ''no we're old fashioned and would rather wait until the baby's born and have a lovely surprise''.

Oh fair enough said the reporter but ''do you have a preference?'' ''Would you rather a little boy or a little girl?''

'' No said the bearded lady, we're not bothered, as long as it'll fit in the canon.''

[JF1]

That's cruel.It would end up covered in ink.