Community Status Updates
"Excuse me, my gym code isn't working." "It's expired, mate." "It shouldn't have, I renewed it before Xmas." "Oh right, well they give you a new code when you renew." That's me admitting to the gym receptionist that I haven't been to the gym since before Xmas!
My Facebook newsfeed is full of statuses about either Louis Walsh being a bell end, Channing Tatum being fit or watching Magic Mike. You see, this is why women should not be allowed the remote!
Never thought I'd become one of those people that loves his lawn, but gotta say she's looking good! Patio looks good as well, thanks Andy Leach & Hull FC's Jack Logan.
So if Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland are getting devolved powers, are Yorkshire going to get some too? We're bigger and have more money than Wales and Northern Ireland, and are pretty close to that of Scotland. We probably hate Westminster just as much too! Bout time for Federal government in the UK I reckon.
So Scotland are staying put. That's no fun. I was looking forward to a new flag and everything!
Well, after 3 years of abuse, I've finally had to retire my bed. So long you cheap flimsy piece of rubbish! You've done me well!
Didn't quite expect to see my Dad's face on the screen tonight when they did the tribute to those we've lost. Miss you so much Dad, could really do with you at the mo x
It's amazing how quickly you can go from feeling totally overwhelmed to completely in control!
"Sorry love, I may have just run over your dog... but it's ok because it was a Jaaaag."
So apparently it doesn't matter if I go to bed at 12am, 9pm, 10pm... Getting up at 5:30am still means you're tired!