Futtocks

BBC arts broadcaster Alan Yentob dies, aged 78.

If it is being produced in quantities that make commercial tinning viable, the chances are that it is either farming or a sufficient number of hunters have signed over their quota to the food company.

Well, if he's signed a three year contract, then at least Trinity will get some money for him.

Dua Lipa covers Nena's 99 Luftballons.

Okay, so there are reasons to deride Joelkins, and many of them are absolutely justified, but one game in charge after less than a week isn't enough evidence. But does he really want that pressure?

This is a match whose highlights will make Wigan look amazing, but only because it omitted all the stodge.

It's almost as if broadcasters have signed contracts to pay money to Rugby League to show their matches and keep the sport existing.

WHAT a pass by French!

It is a Sky exclusive game, so not available live on SL+ if you are a UK resident. Catch-up footage will be available in due course on the latter platform.

Nsemba piles on the pain for the hosts with another Wigan try.

Beggar me bawbags, if that's given, what a try!

Walters' game is over. Fingers crossed it isn't serious, because he's been brilliant since signing.

And now the home team have botched the restart. Not looking very promising so far.

Catalans done up like a kipper by Jai Field being unleashed through a gap.

...and maybe not.

Maybe...

Nice!

He was also part of a real beauty of a try in the first half. Worth a look at the highlights for that alone.

Xavier Va'a scores with his second touch in the NRL! SYD 30:06 CRO

There's no market for it in the UK, so it tends to be a specialist product (and priced as such). In Japan, you can even buy it from a vending machine: https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20230329/p2a/00m/0na/028000c

That's a beauty of a try! Finished by Savala, but Nawaqanitawase, Young and Tedesco all involved in the move. Not only that, but Mulitalo gets binned for his hit on Nawaqanitawase.

And he's just done it again!

Plucky Penrith have scored!

Dylan Lucas came within an inch of getting four in the first half! PEN 0:24 NEW at HT

Newcastle scoring more than a point per minute.