WearyRhino

A spellchecker?

I've found this . I thought it might have been a gingerjon tune but the absence of do-reh-me confirm it isn't!

So you'd pay about a grand then?

That's a hell of a defensive line!! You'll win more than you lose!!

Gingerjon disappeared for while too. Unfortunately, despite promises to the contrary, he came back too!

I don't know. Can we have one John?

Is that public schoolboy humour Jonty? Just a tad infantile don't you think?

It's his 'autobiography' - fiction!!!

It's tempting - but I'm going to resist!!

Close - it sounds a bit like that!!

I think the only way you could get more eclectic is with the addition of some Jim Reeves hits played on the Mongolian Nose Flute!!

Dexy's were a great band ruined by their own success. Geno was a great song - but that other song that's the mainstay of every mobile DJ just grates. It's not even in itself a bad song just over-exposed. I cannot even bring myself to say the title!! Come on Eileen

I love Cassandra Wilson and Dianne Reeves. The modern day Sarah Vaughan and Ella Fitzgerald.

Is he playing away?

They're always wine stained and split at the seams anyway Chris!

What he hasn't said is that his 3 o'clock appointment in Oldham was to have a final fitting and buy that dress in the middle. He got some funny looks on the bus home but did get a whole double seat to himself!

As my favourite moderator, I've always believed you could walk on water Craig!

Shame!

Mmmmmm.. Eiswein!!

Chuck in some onions and you've got it. Kedgeree is a Raj breakfast dish and you can still get it in some of the more 'English' of hotels. However, I believe it is an adaptation of an original indian dish which involved lentils not rice.

Very sad news. RIP Terry.

Probably got a tax deduction for old rope.

I'm astonished Nick Fozzard is only 33!

Ryan is a walking penalty machine with limited footballing talent and I would not shed a tear if he left Headingley. However, he is also the sort of player that winds up the opposition and distracts them from the job in hand and occasionally leaves them one player short. Wrongly or rightly this is seen as an asset by some coaches and as much as I dislike it myself I can see that reducing Oz to 12 men in a test match might be a tempting tactic.