Larry the Leit

There are a few websites that do miniatures. Mr Benson, once of this parish, had them at his wedding instead of the usual lame favours. A quick google should see you sorted.

New series of Hebburn tonight. I really enjoyed the first. Not groundbreaking but funny enough.

Ooo I love the smell of baking bread. Have you sold/given notice on your gaff/hovel?

Well there will be others no doubt. It may just take a bit of time. Moving is never easy, I absolutely hate it, but you have a good reason to do it sooner rather than later so I'm sure it'll happen before long.

Offer more rent?

Bloke in shorts and daft socks up the Malvern Hills in the freezing cold.

Oh boy.

Should I start a Stamp Duty thread?

Then you should be ashamed of yourself.

You said it was your car. Now you say it's your wife's. I won't believe another word you write. And nor will my band.

What model Bentley is it?

Homeland series (not season) three is much better than expected.

This seems to be a very succesful example of carefully targeted leafleting.

No.

I've not watched educating Yorkshire, what was so emotional about it?

Taxi for the old man with the beard!

There were three pubs from memory. The Prince Albert was the one.

But wasn't he referred to as fatty? Which goes against your argument does it not?

Why didn't his defence refer to the unused statements during his trial? Since when did altering a Facebook page make a him more or less guilty? I won't go on any more, other than to ask you what the estimated conviction rate is for these types of crimes is, and to query whether or not you think that there must have been some pretty compelling evidence presented at his trial to convince a jury to find him guilty in the absence of forensic evidence. A right I appeal only applies if there is grounds by which to appeal (new evidence for instance). I believe in innocence until proven guilty, and guilt until a reasonable challenge can be made.

Can you see any flaws in the above?

He's hardly an impartial observer.

Why good luck?

Yes I caught this. It was pretty good, if as miserable as a sunny day in Featherstone.

Without doubt one of the most underrated meats there is. I love goat and mutton in stews, better than lamb by far for these type of dishes.

Morrison's and ASDA?