Here's one for Nigel!

[JohnM]

Mr Samson, 47, a French lawyer, dismissed the Duke of Wellington, who led the Allied army to victory on the battlefield, as a "frightful English man that no one has heard of," 

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/11373655/French-rewrite-Battle-of-Waterloo-to-cast-Napoleon-as-the-victor.html

[The Crab]

My dad served in "The Dukes", he could give Mr Samson a pretty good history lesson.

A French lawyer called Frank Samson?

A Kiwi playing the Duke of Wellington? She`ll be right.