DI Keith Fowler

That's pretty good, a vast improvement on the dandruff inspired home shirt.

Oh did he get back you you? I've darkened his inbox a few times he's been very good for getting back typically.

Well aren't you Mr La-de-dah with your books and your friends and your friends who deal in books.

I could conceive of him retiring and moving into coaching. This move is slightly out the blue though, being in a wide ranging, non-hands on professional role. I mean the last time I saw him behind a desk it was year 9 history and he got sent to isolation because he wouldn't stop farting.

Get on the langoustines, they're like sweet little lobsters and are excellent in this country.

Excellent stuff. Great array of club badges as well. Left to right we've got Oxted with a big football in the middle, which I always find very funny for a football club to use. Eastbourne, Balcombe and Ringmer (partially shown I had to look it up) also guilty. Eastbourne it's giving Vauxhall logo vibes, Balcombe reminds me of silent film. Reigate it's fine, they didn't get the circle/oval memo and went for a shield, it's boring but they're owning it. I'd moderate the gold to a yellow you've won nothing of note. Ringmer is an absolute disgrace of a badge it's got nothing of the place it's a few colours and a literal football. Westfield is very Panathinaikos via Oak Furniture Land. I like it. Lindfield I really like, a lot of character, I'd like if they had a bit more back story than "we're on a river with swans" but even then it's probably the pick of the bunch.

Could be a goer. Seeing England running out sponsored by John Smith's Nowt.

Jiminy jillikers Bratman.

Not on that. Hopefully an older, more experienced ballboy had a quiet word with them later on over a pint at Big Fellas nightclub.

Plus I imagine they'll have foreseen this and will have some extra features and maybe longer form pieces that will do just enough to stop people going through the hassle of cancelling. If they had one or two interesting behind the scenes films or historical documentaries about the game in the off season I would just keep it rolling. Just give Tony Collins a camera crew for a few days and ask him to knock out a few half hour bits, could even just be filmed versions of his podcasts. Maybe Anthony Broxton wants to do something too?

My takeaway from this is that the Mail's online readership can't read fast and/or leave lots of tabs open. Also they dwell a lot much like trolls do under bridges.

If you're not careful they'll be calling you Johnny Rotten teeth.

Ahh you're on the naughty list then.

Bit of a hammer blow to lose the Chairman at the start of the season.