Simon Hall

Oh yes. I've never really experienced "having a lot on my mind" if you know what I mean, I don't like it either to be honest. Going to the lakes tomorrow morning and roughing it under the stars for a night with the lads, that'll clear my head for what's coming I'm sure.

I didn't sleep at all last night.

This morning I walked into the office, the conversation was as follows: Me "Morning" Boss "We're going to have to make you redundant" His face was a picture, he looked like he was going to vomit. On the plus side, I was speaking to the bank yesterday about setting up on my own, I was going to hand my notice in on Tuesday anyway but now there'll be a litle bit of redundancy (1 months wages, better than nowt!) to tide me over. Ha Ha!

Did you get a picture of the M, C & A as well?

I once had horse while on holiday in France, very nice it was too. I once had a pig whilst on holiday as well but I prefer not to talk about that.

When I read that, the voice in my head sounds like Julian Clary.

He's now back at Widnes, bloody farce this dual reg thing.

York Press Any views? Apart from he's not a prop which the headline says. Thanks

I was only having you on anyway.

Really? If they open too easily it'll be a bad 'un. You didn't eat it did you? Please tell me you didn't.

I've only ever had Oysters once, when I was working on the fish counter at Sainsbury's. They were very expensive so when it went quiet I sneaked in the the back room, cracked one open and slung it down my neck, like swallowing a greenie to be honest and not much nicer to taste. Best bit was, I didn't realise how sharp the shell was and I cut my lips quite badly, although I didn't realise until i was back on the counter serving some old dear a couple of pound of cod when she commented on all the blood coming from my mouth.

Sorry if I've upset anyone, it was only a guess as to the players identity, but you've gone and given it away now with your rant. So will he be playing against the Wasps then or what?

Richie Barnett.

One of my favourite albums is that, from one of my favourite bands. I used to listen to it nearly everyday whilst doing my paper round. The live DVD is absolutely superb.

When?

When he was at York they (Huddersfield) were going to sign him and loan him back to us for a season. That fell through when Jon Sharp left so he signed for Doncaster. I'd definitely say he's going to be in SL one day.

Have you seen her email address? It just had to have the word anal in it. emma@aianalysts.com

Spam Emails to improve the Spam Javelin, how apt.

He looks just like my Dad

I saw The Reverend Al Green at Glastonbury in 99. He was superb, does he still tour?

Are you a funeral director?

Ry Cooder did Buena Vista Social Club didn't he? Fantastic album. Have a listen if you've not heard it.

Good God man, why not just post some clips from "Queer as Folk".

That might just be the gayest thing I ever did see. Ducky.