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It must be dispiriting to cycle for twenty miles and find that you're unfortunately still in Hull.

After thirty-odd years in Bradford, I've unfortunately succumbed to it, particularly missing out the double-t when saying "better" and "bitter". -_-

I've just stood on my glasses and written them off.

My fuse box is in the garage, so I have to go outside, undo two locks on the garage door and find the fuse box at the back of a dark garage that is absolutely full of tools and work equipment.

I dont suppose that, by some fortunate chance, those posters were Lobbygobbler and Maximus Decimus?

There's a second hour? No wonder I got a rubbish degree.

Ask her to give you a penicillin jab anyway, 'just in case you trip over and graze a knee'.

I'm writing this between losses of broadband connection. Effing AOL

Today, I have bought my first two Christmas presents, a limited-edition print and an original cartoon by Ray Lowry.

Duffy; last nights concert on BBC I-player.

I think you'll find that he has autism 24/7.

Perhaps they think you might have escaped from an institution.

Neither are the students.

Really sorry about that. I hope the police find them. I suspect that if they are veteran bikes there's a reasonable chance.

Of course, in Yorkshire we know to lay the new carpet after the room has been painted.

The seasons when they had Wanbon, Chisnall, Nicholas and Kevin Ashcroft offered the most realistic violence.

I've got my Wedgwood plate.

Cant understand a word of that technogeek lingo but, as a general rule of thumb, if you're gonna get one gerra big un.

Manchester's always been full of druggies.

And Bradford City, better known locally as s**tty

I miss NE and Hindle.

Oh. My. God. Where did we go wrong with the current youth generation?

Everybody would. There's no oxygen.

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